Official "Reported" Thread!

[Fiddo]

I am reporting @Fiddo for something.

 

[trailboss99]

I am reporting @Fiddo for something.

yes but for what? He's an established, well respected member so I can't just sanction him for nothing ya know.

 

[Karbon74]

yes but for what? He's an established, well respected member so I can't just sanction him for nothing ya know.

I love his lack of energy. Come on @Fiddo, go man, give us nothing.

 

[suffolkdiver]

yes but for what? He's an established, well respected member so I can't just sanction him for nothing ya know.

For breathing to heavy

 

[Dave2302]

I'm reporting @Karbon74 for saying I smell like Henry Coopers cock

 

[Karbon74]

I'm reporting @Karbon74 for saying I smell like Henry Coopers cock

I have no idea how you know that smell and I don’t want to know. Please keep away from me.

 

[asusundevils1971]

yes but for what? He's an established, well respected member so I can't just sanction him for nothing ya know.

See Fiddo has pulled the wool over your eyes too trailboss99. He is a sneaky little cat that pokes the bear and then sits back and watches the fireworks.

 

[Dave2302]

I have no idea how you know that smell and I don’t want to know.

Maybe some members don't know or are too young, so I'll explain ....

Henry Cooper the famous English Boxer used to advertise Brut on UK ITV commercials back in the 1970's, and the slogan was "Splash It All Over"

 

[trailboss99]

Pah, Brut is fer noobs, that is where it's at.

 

[Dave2302]

Brut is fer noobs, that is where it's at.

100%, but we are showing our age here

In secondary skool as 14 year old I used to sit next to a boy called "Paul Evans" who would absolutely stink of Brut, we all reckoned he bathed in the shite ......

One day he was absent and the teacher said to the class, "Where is Evans" at which point I piped up "You mean smelly Evans" to which the teacher retored "Why do you call him 'smelly Evans' ? ", and I replied "Because he stinks of Brut !!"

The teacher then said "Oh, you mean nice smells" and my finale, (which got me a detention) was "It really isn't feckin' nice at all"

 

[Fiddo]

I love his lack of energy. Come on @Fiddo, go man, give us nothing.

 

[Fiddo]

yes but for what? He's an established, well respected member so I can't just sanction him for nothing ya know.

He's up to something! I'll continue my investigations.

 

[Fiddo]

See Fiddo has pulled the wool over your eyes too trailboss99. He is a sneaky little cat that pokes the bear and then sits back and watches the fireworks.

 

[RDRoss]

@trailboss99 while old Spice did have such manly men as

And

None would compare to

 

[Cubby]

I want to report dave2302 for being too quiet on this forum this week, we have all missed the smiles and laughter he brings into our life.

 

[Dave2302]

I want to report dave2302 for being too quiet on this forum this week, we have all missed the smiles and laughter he brings into our life.

I'm absolutely flat out busy doing a whole bunch of outstanding work on my S Class since my son talked me into selling it to him at our wedding blessing Also got a load more outside works to do as a huge load of timber will likely arrive later in the week.

My normal rude ignorant service will be resumed ASAP

 

[trailboss99]

None would compare to

That, is utterly brilliant!

 

[Got20Mate]

That, is utterly brilliant!

Never seen it before. Superb