Sorry but you've invited Murphy's Law in your life by not being patient and insisting on having a package sent to you on an address where nobody knows you and in a country you don't even live in. That aside, when you file a complaint with the USPS they will be able to track the shipment and eventually it will arrive. Calling people bastards is not advisable, even when you're a russian badass. Chill out and contact the USPS helpdesk. Then have a nice cool Stolichnaya on your Floridian appt's terrace.
I agree only in one thing: i could be more patient, and wait to return home. But even this fact doesn't make my fault in this problem.
Of course i made a complaint to USPS, and ordered my watch to the person who lives there, not on my name.
The problem is in absolutely nonchalant attitude of PT employees. I asked them, told about the problem, sent mails regularly.
I WILL call Angus dirty bastard. And i will tell more: I will break his face if I ever meet him. Not for my stolen $, for theft itself, and for this silence.
I have my own business, same online-store, and i make my business for clients. I cover all risks! And if a client send me money - I assume the obligations.
Looks like 400$ (cost price less 'course) is very heavy obligations for Angus.