Name your price

[hk45ca]

But before sending your junk to anybody for assessment, you need to put some effort into 1) learning the rules & regs, 2) making positive contributions, 3) showing that you have good intentions (the scam radar is as good as it gets and always on!), 4) building relationships... so this has been about as bad a start as it gets for you!

Wow. I'm just glad that I joined this forum to sell sexual favors instead of watches.

(JUST KIDDING!!!)

oh crap!!! the last time i saw you put "JUST KIDDING!!!" in a thread the entire thing blew up. lmao :lol:

 

[ahw676]

Really? I'd forgotten about that then. Well, don't worry. I think that everyone here is about done pounding the OP into the ground, so this thread should be just about dead in the water anyway.

 

[hk45ca]

Really? I'd forgotten about that then. Well, don't worry. I think that everyone here is about done pounding the OP into the ground, so this thread should be just about dead in the water anyway.

opps, my fault. i was in a hurry a while ago, i saw the bond type avatar and thought you were seanf, my mistake. the last time i saw him say just kidding it blew up. lol

 

[ahw676]

opps, my fault. i was in a hurry a while ago, i saw the bond type avatar and thought you were seanf, my mistake. the last time i saw him say just kidding it blew up. lol

You're serious? You can't tell the difference between seanf and me? Yikes. I think I've been on this forum too long then. Although I suppose that the part about selling sexual favors might have confused you.

 

[TA8088]

opps, my fault. i was in a hurry a while ago, i saw the bond type avatar and thought you were seanf, my mistake. the last time i saw him say just kidding it blew up. lol

You're serious? You can't tell the difference between seanf and me? Yikes. I think I've been on this forum too long then. Although I suppose that the part about selling sexual favors might have confused you.

LMAO. Especially the last sentence.

 

[levelmanroger]

Where is the "Sexual Favors for Sale" section? I've scoured the forum for the last 10 minutes and even made exhaustive use of the search feature. Someone help me... please!!!

 

[Helmet]

im just wondering if it will be replica sex or if it will be Gen sex, im still new ti this whole thing.

 

[levelmanroger]

Personally... at this point... I'll take either one! :lol:

 

[BurgerFlaggen]

A quick tutorial:
Rep sex = surfing with one hand on the keyboard;
Gen sex = another person present in some (possibly ancillary) function.

 

[levelmanroger]

Hate to correct you, Burger, but...
Rep sex is nearly identical to gen sex, but it's cheaper, doesn't last as long, and you can't do it under water. :lol:

 

[trailboss99]

aaahhh what?? I shoulda known when you werent offended by all the midget sex talking perverted staff. lol

If the lovely AHW was easily ofended she would.

1/ not be working in an emergency section of a big city hospital.

2/ have left here a loooog time ago

3/ have a lawyer on Sean's trail.

Since none of the above appear to be happening I am reasonably confident she can take what you lot dish out and give back just as good.
And don't take the above the wrong way guys. You gotta be sooo carefull to phrase things inicently in this thread. Mostly beacuse AHW is so good at DBL entundre.
Col.

 

[ahw676]

Rep sex is nearly identical to gen sex, but it's cheaper, doesn't last as long, and you can't do it under water.

Pardon the impertinence, but oh yes, you can.

 

[levelmanroger]

Rep sex is nearly identical to gen sex, but it's cheaper, doesn't last as long, and you can't do it under water.

Pardon the impertinence, but oh yes, you can.

Only if you pay extra to have it all sealed first. :lol:

 

[ahw676]

Only if you pay extra to have it all sealed first.

Negative, levelmanroger.

People pay me, not the other way around.

 

[levelmanroger]

Only if you pay extra to have it all sealed first.

Negative, levelmanroger.

People pay me, not the other way around.

Yeah - but getting things sealed with sutures is not my idea of fun. That kinda spoils the mood, you know?

 

[ahw676]

Yeah - but getting things sealed with sutures is not my idea of fun. That kinda spoils the mood, you know?

You're a difficult man to please (had to change that from "hard man to please" before this took off on another wholly inappropriate tangent).

Okay, no sutures. How do you feel about staples?

(BTW, if anyone wants to explain this to me, I confess that I have no idea what we're sealing. I just know that if it can be sutured, it can be stapled.)

 

[fakemaster]

What was this thread about?

 

[levelmanroger]

What was this thread about?

Midget porn, of course... like all other threads. :mrgreen:

 

[trailboss99]

What was this thread about?

Dunno, I forget. Who realy cares anymore?

Only if you pay extra to have it all sealed first.

Doesn't sealing anything kinda defete the mechanics of the act?


Col.

 

[ahw676]

Doesn't sealing anything kinda defete the mechanics of the act?

I don't know. It was levelmanroger's idea. Maybe they do things differently in Texas.