Thanks Joe, my Mom is here and we both had a great laugh. Never underestimate the power of a whip. I am also glad my Mom lives in a condo a mere block away from my house, and so I am staying here until, my home is repaired.
Thank you again for the many kind words written here. It is difficult to describe the trauma of your families life in peril and all you own going up in flames, but God was watching out for us, and in some way this is a hard lesson. I am grateful to this forum to be able to express my sense of loss, sorrow, and the good people who have left these comments, I wish I could shake each of your hands to express my heartfelt appreciation for helping make a sad event easier to accept.
Considering the nature of your daily contribution to this forum, your threads, the way you express your opinions which I cannot recall disagreeing with and your sharp sense of humor (which it is to say is one of the precious gifts God can grant us), I would say it's only due to distance, thus by mere chance you aren't one of my rl friends, buddy. If I could, I'd already be dirty with concrete pushing a wheelbarrow full of bricks with a yellow plastic helmet on my head. Of course that is not possible, so all I can share is several gallons of beer on me if u come to Italy and my uncommon knowledge of essential books for the occasional educator.
Besides "The Complete Dictionary of Modern Swearing and Cursing", I would recommend:
1) "Manual of Savage Severity", a detailed guide to modern education;
2) "101 plea-bargainable ways to resort to domestic violence"
3) the gothic novel "The Neglected Ashtray";
4) "HITS. From Babe Ruth to present unconventional baseball-bat-related exploits";
5) "Quit smoking through random acupuncture and administrative sanctions";
6) "Traditional Aikido to defeat pyromaniac hooliganism";
7) the Fantastic Four Marvel comic "The X-tinguisher vs Johnny Storm";
8) the enlightening comparative essay "Cigarettes and butts. How to take care of both" (the book comes with a free pair of Gilbert turf Hard-Toe Rugby boots).
Apart from my silly jokes, I hope everything is worked out quickly and thoroughly, bro. We all are on your side.
JellyJoe