Know any good limericks?

[Slaytallica]

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the Cubbard
To get her old dog a bone

She bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own

:shock:

 

[Slaytallica]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with 1.25

Jill came down with 2.50
That fucking whore!!!!

:shock:

 

[tenacious_b]

Peter Peter Pumpkin eater
Had wife, loved to beat her
F*cked her a$$ and smacked her head
then he sent the b!tch to bed.

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
and said, "HEY, what's in the bowl b!tch?!?!"