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[ahw676]

AH: don't worry about Fakey. He's just worried about you stealing his noobs

I hope that's what you meant and that you weren't implying that I might steal his boobs.

 

[Master Of The Universe]

OMG!! hahaha :shock: what the heck happen to my introduction thread? It seems has turned into a haven for the sea creature sexually depraved? LOL
No worries though, all in good fun. :twisted:

EDIT: I forgot to complement you on your taste in firearms as well.

Well kind sir, I have plenty more of that, for when the zombies come!!

 

[ahw676]

OMG!! hahaha what the heck happen to my introduction thread? It seems has turned into a haven for the sea creature sexually depraved? LOL

Sorry about that. Here, want your thread back? It's only moderately soiled. (Trust me, it can get much, much worse.)

 

[Master Of The Universe]

OMG!! hahaha what the heck happen to my introduction thread? It seems has turned into a haven for the sea creature sexually depraved? LOL

Sorry about that. Here, want your thread back? It's only moderately soiled. (Trust me, it can get much, much worse.)

LOL no worries, I can be a good sport. I'm always in for a little fun, who isn't now days? It's so damn depressing these days.... I'm gonna go find a happy place and go cuddle with a few of my watches now.

 

[trailboss99]

AH: don't worry about Fakey. He's just worried about you stealing his noobs

I hope that's what you meant and that you weren't implying that I might steal his boobs.

Why did I ignore the need to qualify that statement? YES! I ment Noobs, with an N! Geeeze you people.
Last time I looked you had boobs my dear. Who'd want Fakeys anyway?
Sorry Fakey, looks like it's your turn for a roast.


Col.

 

[Master Of The Universe]

Last time I looked you had boobs my dear. Who'd want Fakeys anyway?


Col.

Aheemm, if you can see them and hold them in your hands, they're REAL!
Even a noob knows that.
NUFF SAID
:wink:

 

[ahw676]

Last time I looked you had boobs my dear. Who'd want Fakeys anyway?

"Who'd want Fakey's" has more implication than one.

However, if Fakey would post a pic of his, we might be in a better position to judge (I know, I know, position being flat on our backs or pressed up against him or something, right?).

 

[Para]

I must have missed yours, Ahw...

 

[ahw676]

I must have missed yours, Ahw...

You've seen my pics.

Or do you mean naked boobies? Um, yeah, I tried to post those a while back, but the admin staff deleted that thread. Sorry about that.

 

[Master Of The Universe]

Or do you mean naked boobies? Um, yeah, I tried to post those a while back, but the admin staff deleted that thread. Sorry about that.

:shock: I'm in for the re-attempted re-post of that!!
<----- waiting...

 

[fakemaster]

The forum rules clearly state that if any noobs have boobs they automatically belong to me.

 

[ahw676]

I'm in for the re-attempted re-post of that!!
<----- waiting

You'll have to bring it up with the admin team. Apparently they frown on complete member nudity.

The forum rules clearly state that if any noobs have boobs they automatically belong to me.

The noobs or the boobs?

 

[ahw676]

Anyone want to make a guess as to what Fakey's one word answer is going to be?

 

[fakemaster]

 

[Master Of The Universe]

The forum rules clearly state that if any noobs have boobs they automatically belong to me.

Well, I'm a noob and I won't give myself to you, and NO, you can't have my boobs either as I don't have them to begin with.

You'll have to bring it up with the admin team. Apparently they frown on complete member nudity.

Now, now, play nicely with the noob... my PM box is always open.... I say we re-write the rules, and let's turn those frowns upside down so we can all have a smile. :mrgreen:

Good God! I'm such an instigator :twisted: .

 

[seanf]

Well, you'll have to ask LoS. I know there was a question raised early on about whether AH was a real woman. I believe the phrase "ladyboy" may have been used. But she sent some "candid" pics to LoS, and, after that, LoS said the matter was conclusively resolved. Unfortunately, LoS wouldn't let the rest of us see the evidence in question, but he assured us that he felt comfortable awarding AH the Token Female award.

 

[ahw676]

I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were still jealous. But if it makes you feel any better, it wasn't so much a matter of administrator preference, but an even barter. And LoS had to send me his pictures first.

 

[Para]

I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were still jealous. But if it makes you feel any better, it wasn't so much a matter of administrator preference, but an even barter. And LoS had to send me his pictures first.

That's a precedent... be prepared to receive an avalanche of male pictures... :lol:

 

[ahw676]

That's a precedent... be prepared to receive an avalanche of male pictures... :lol:

Ew. If the body is big enough that it would cause an avalanche, pictures are not necessary. Nekkid pictures are even less necessary.

 

[RayBelCons]

guns and watches. Yeah, you'll fit right in here.