Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT.......

[Phil G]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-hands-PREGNANT-look-offspring-afterlife.html

 

[Thrasher]

Well that means I'm going to have like a 100,000 hands running around? I guess its better then Women who Masturbate "Who Shall be stoned to death while on fire in a steel cage being dipped in sulfuric acid naked while their brothers and father shoot them with arrows and all the men in the Village masturbate upon them till dead." I think he also said that's the one exception where your hand wont get pregnant!

 

[TomasDrogas]

Oh my god, this people are getting worse and worse each day

 

[Q5?]

I wonder what he says about reps?

 

[sub4me]

:hehehe:

 

[livil]

I wonder what he says about reps?

if it sweeps it is frowned upon ,
if it ticks.....

 

[Capt. Obvious]

Oh my god, this people are getting worse and worse each day

By "this people", do you mean the Turkish, the Muslim, or religious preachers in general?
Hint: I'd think carefully about your answer... there's only one correct one.

 

[Ibn_Hasaf]

By "this people", do you mean the Turkish, the Muslim, or religious preachers in general?
Hint: I'd think carefully about your answer... there's only one correct one.

Agreed, lets be careful not to turn this into "yet another hate site."

 

[elconquistador]

Look up the origin on Graham crackers and corn flakes. American Christian's once had an widely held cult just about the sins of masturbation.

 

[livil]

Look up the origin on Graham crackers and corn flakes. American Christian's once had an widely held cult just about the sins of masturbation.

interesting read. does it relate in any way to the biscuit game

 

[Logan86]

This is why I like war. I can't wait to go to Iraq.

 

[myor]

This is why I like war. I can't wait to go to Iraq.

Really?... I mean Really???

 

[elconquistador]

This is why I like war. I can't wait to go to Iraq.

I am cool with mercenaries. Go do your worst, just don't send my kids.

Pretty sure you are just a chickenhawk though.

 

[Thrasher]

I think by these people he means anyone in authority who people look up to and trust who then uses his or her position to spread false information which may cause those people who trust him/her to do or not do things that are harmful to themselves or others.

 

[flyr]

This is why I like war. I can't wait to go to Iraq.

Not as much fun as you think.
Take my word for it.
People want to kill you, and most of the time you don't know who they are, so you have a hard time doing something about it.
Frustrating and terrifying at the same time .

 

[TomasDrogas]

By "this people", do you mean the Turkish, the Muslim, or religious preachers in general?
Hint: I'd think carefully about your answer... there's only one correct one.

Oh, no no no no: people who masturbates! and then polydactyly happens xDDDDD

 

[Thrasher]

Poly wtf

 

[Raddave]

Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT.......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-hands-PREGNANT-look-offspring-afterlife.html

Hmmmm
I wonder if thats why these were invented...

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[Capt. Obvious]

Hmmmm
I wonder if thats why these were invented...

.

Lol. Watchsmiths must wank ALL the time!

 

[redrising]

I want to see a Maury episode of this