An older gentleman is sitting at the diner counter eating his breakfast. A young man with a multi-colored mohawk, tatoos, a ring in his nose, and dressed in shabby clothes comes in and sits next to the older fellow. The older fellow gives the young man a look, squints his eyes at him and shakes his head. The young man say, "Hey, what's the matter old guy, weren't you ever young once and do something crazy?" The older man replies, "Well, once when I was younger I got really drunk and I had sex with a peacock. And I was just wondering if you were my son!"