Got down and dirty with an ugly chick last night....

[TastyTreats]

Sounds to me like 'she had a head only a mother could love'.

You must have been 'as blind as a welders dog' to take it down.

 

[sharrkey]

Here's a Hot date for you tonight

Only thing is her Ma & Da might want to tag along, incest in the family is known.

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[frigpig]

I pulled a heavy duty munter in the pub last night.

Fcuk me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan... had more hands up her than Sooty... been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe... got a face that could make an onion cry... so big I couldn't ride her into battle... seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician... a face like a stuntmans knee... a pussy like a y a w n i n g donkey... that ugly not even a sniper would take her out... been shot over more times than Sarejevo... has a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout... been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun... an arse like a bag of spanners... a belly bigger than a bank horse...

But wey hey a shags a shag. :blushed:

I quite literally understood none of that! icard:

 

[TastyTreats]

bhahahhahhahhaah - this is turning out to be one of the best threads I have read in awhile.

All I can say is ........