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Don't shave that hair!!

G30

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:spit: LMAO :biglaugh:... OMG... :biglaugh:... Help me... please... :biglaugh:
 

wiscrna

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@TB :lol1:

This story, as with all my other anecdotes, is pure fiction. I really enjoy hearing a funny tale, and now and then I find one humorous enough to pass on to you guys. They're all from various web postings collected over the past few years. Hope they give you a chuckle, too.

Side note:

And if I were to ever do something as personally embarassing as shaving my ass hair (with all the subsequent education), you guys would be the last on earth to know about it.

I love you guys, but...no way in hell am I sharing that much personal pain with you. :)




Okay, I will share this personal one, but with NO details: If you are anticipating being in an environment that will make you nauseated, and you think you might throw up at some point (I was an Air Force Navigator in my first career), it is never....and I mean NEVER, EVER, EVER a good idea to drink half a bottle of syrup of Ipecac the night before (you know....get the barfing out of our system, get it over and done with).

If you're looking for ways to impress your instructors....there are more positive ways of doing it, and you need to search them out.

God. :facepalm:

W
 

boostin20

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LOL, sorry you had such a bad experience, and can't say mine's the same. I loved the story though!
 

BADWIN BING

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BUMP.

I've been searching for something half the night and fell across this. Too funny!
 

BADWIN BING

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Yup. :facepalm: It's not him though, and it's frustrating the bejeezus out of me.

Can't find it for love nor money!
 
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d4m.test

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...almost soiled my pants reading that one! WHAT courage! VERY descriptive. In your creative writing class on campus, you should easily pull a 4.0 (A).

dave
 

PecMan

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i got solutions for u , since the hair is growing u gotta put paper between and keep it there , it will help a lot , make sure it is good quality paper (strong)
 

sub4me

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This is a class act thread, what else can I say :lies:

Thats funny you brought that up cause I made a post regarding this witout realising it was here already, but forget that.

I wanted to say I'm happy to see you here. I remember you as a seller from TRC years ago and was loking at your stuff on RWG1. I like what I see and what I remember of you being a very honest seller
 

southernsmoke

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I have been in this situation plenty of times. Buy a Philips Norelco Body Groom. It cuts pretty close without the side effects of a plain razor. Also use wet wipes like txrob said.
 

COLDI

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Best thing Ive read in a while!
 
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d4m.test

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LMAOWSCOOMN!!!!

(Laughing My Ass Off While Soda Comes Out Of My Nostrils)!!

dave