Yes, we do.
May I introduce you to our "RWI watch addiction treatment" team:
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Dr. Alfonso @Feefo:**
Specializing in *Chrono-Confrontation Therapy*, Dr. Alfonso is a master at helping you face the reality of your replica watch collection. He’s been known to hold "interventions" where you bring your five best reps, and he shows you the original models while gently reminding you that not every watch needs to be a doppelgänger.
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Prof. Dimitrius @g00n:**
An expert in *Horological Hypnosis*, Prof. Dimitrius uses his soothing voice to lull you into a drunken trance, convincing you that it’s perfectly okay to admire from afar. He’ll guide you through visualization exercises where you see yourself enjoying a single, authentic timepiece, rather than a drawer full of convincing fakes. He can also simply distract you from reps by showing you his vast collection of tittie pr0n.
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Dr. Ignacius @Karbon74:**
The pioneer of *Strap-on Sobriety* (NO, not the strap-ons you may be thinking of. Well, maybe that too...), Dr. Ignacius focuses on weaning you off replica watches by replacing them with authentic, albeit more modest, alternatives. He’s a firm believer that every recovery journey begins with one genuine NATO strap and a stern talk about embracing quality over quantity.
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Prof. Vladimir @asusundevils1971:**
The leading figure in *Tick-Tock Detoxification*, Prof. Vladimir designs custom plans to help you purge your collection of knock-offs. His method involves a gradual reduction of wrist time for replicas, replacing them with affordable, authentic alternatives, while he secretly times your progress with his own array of originals.
Together, this glorious team of world-class experts will help you navigate the tricky world of replica watch addiction, making sure you’re on time for recovery—if not for the latest limited-edition drop.