@storm I don’t wanna hear shit
I asked ChatGPT to roast this watch.
Ah, the Daytona with a custom black aventurine dial—because the regular black dial wasn’t exclusive enough for your tastes. This dial’s glittery attempt at looking like the night sky screams, “I want my watch to look like it’s straight out of a jewelry store diorama.” Sure, it’s beautiful, but let’s not pretend this isn’t just a way to flex even harder than your stock Daytona brethren. And those tiny flecks of aventurine? They’re basically stardust for your ego, because clearly, telling time isn’t nearly as important as reminding everyone how astronomically unique you think you are.