Your threads are gold, wuggy...
I presume the blondes name is Sven?
Some advice - spend your $100 on self-help books... I'd recommend one titled, 'The idiots guide to; Getting laid without the need for showy shit like fake, $100 Gold Rolex's'.... Can't remember the author, but you should have enough change left over to get a fake tattoo of a love heart with vines and 'Mum' emblazoned through the middle of it on a banner - chicks dig that shit, plus - everyone knows not to fu@k with a dude with fake biker tatt's and a gold Rolex. Personally, I wouldn't stop there... Speak to Sub4me about buying a dildo so the lucky lady knows you mean business (he was selling one on here a while back) and see Doc about some Viagra (just in case... Reading about women in books and telling the pictures how much you wanna give it to them is a little less daunting than actually sealing the deal in person, so you don't wanna let 'little wuggy' pack up his balls and head south in the heat of the moment. Plus, women can be mean, especially since - I gather - this is your first planned 'REAL' interaction with an actual female - so show NO weakness - they can smell fear... Assume dominance!)
So, once you have your goodies do exactly as I say; (assuming you're already in the bar and you've honed in on your target)
- neck the 'blue pill'
- assume 'the position' and flash the rol'er
- look at the watch, then her, then the watch, then her boobs, then her eyes, then your crotch, then her - now wink....
- ignore the look of disgust and fear she gives you (she's just playing hard-to-get) and move in right beside her (they love confidence)
- chances are she's not a virgin like you, so she probably just wants to get straight down to business. Slap the dildo down in the bar right in front of her - she'll respect you for your courageous show of intent (make sure when you reach for the dildo your sleeve reveals the 'Mum tattoo - this is important!)
- if she's good to go, you'll have done enough to be irresistable and she'll take over from here. The urge to reproduce with you will be so strong you may end up wishing you hadn't laid it on so thick.
Above outlines the international breeding 'code' for women. It takes practice, but if anyone can pull it off, I believe you can, big nuts!
Good luck stallion! Go get 'em tiger....
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