Hey Greg, I was noticing that things are a little slow in the rep world right now. And I saw in your review of that new Milgauss that you'd probably soon be getting rid of it. Well, I was thinking-- I think the best thing you could do in order to stimulate interest in rep collecting again is to just give it to me. Now, hear me out.
Once you send it to me, I'll take it and wear it all over town. I'll tell everyone I know that it's a rep and I got it from you. That will generate interest in rep collecting. I'll take pictures of it and post it on the gen Rolex forums. And again, I'll tell everyone I got it from you and give them your email address. If you send me a couple of them, I'll even post them for sale on eBay as "Great Rolex Replica!!!! Cheap!!!" Finally, I'll head on over to the local headquarters of Rolex, show them my new rep, and demand to know why their own Milgauss costs about $7900 more than this rep. I think they'll be so shamed that they'll immediately change their productions, lower their prices, and become directly competitive with the rep makers.
Think of me as a rep ambassador into the real world.
Once you send it to me, I'll take it and wear it all over town. I'll tell everyone I know that it's a rep and I got it from you. That will generate interest in rep collecting. I'll take pictures of it and post it on the gen Rolex forums. And again, I'll tell everyone I got it from you and give them your email address. If you send me a couple of them, I'll even post them for sale on eBay as "Great Rolex Replica!!!! Cheap!!!" Finally, I'll head on over to the local headquarters of Rolex, show them my new rep, and demand to know why their own Milgauss costs about $7900 more than this rep. I think they'll be so shamed that they'll immediately change their productions, lower their prices, and become directly competitive with the rep makers.
Think of me as a rep ambassador into the real world.