AHW's 1000th post--about six of which are about watches

[seanf]

Re: AHW's 1000'th post--about six of which are about watches

As many of you may know, AH and I spar and banter and threaten to do all sorts of vile and unpleasant things to one another. But in all seriousness, AH is not only one of my very favorite members, she is one of the truly great things about RWI.

Wow. Gotta tell you, seanf. That post made me more nervous than all of the ones where you threaten to do unspeakable things to me. And then I thought, maybe you just had a few too many martinis for lunch.

AND THEN...I realized the truth. This is actually just par for the course. So, while I acknowledge that that was an unprecedented and clever move on your part, I will not be tricked, wheedled, cajoled, nor bribed into sending you nekkid pictures.

But I admire your tenacity all the same.

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!

OK, I tried being nice and bribery and cajolery. Those were the metaphorical carrots. Now it's time for the metaphorical stick. AH, I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Unless you post nekkid pics of yourself pretty darn fast, you'll leave me with no alternative but to change your avatar to this:

 

[ahw676]

Re: AHW's 1000'th post--about six of which are about watches

Holy crap.

How did you know I posed for that?

 

[alvinado]

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AHW you are really awesome, witty and unbelievebly funny... I think seanf is fighting a losing battle!!!

 

[ahw676]

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AHW you are really awesome, witty and unbelievebly funny... I think seanf is fighting a losing battle!!!

Thank you.

Only a post like that is going to inspire seanf to step up his game, and I'm guessing that I'm about to see a picture of me at the receiving end of something...gross.

 

[seanf]

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AHW you are really awesome, witty and unbelievebly funny... I think seanf is fighting a losing battle!!!

Thank you.

Only a post like that is going to inspire seanf to step up his game, and I'm guessing that I'm about to see a picture of me at the receiving end of something...gross.

No, no. I would never stoop to such a low level.

Or, at least, I should say, I would never stoop to such a low level provided that AH posts some of those nekkid pics.

 

[alvinado]

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This is getting fun, I will stay tuned here!!!

 

[seventhexile]

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All the good looking ladies were naked..
she was the only one I could find that was not ...



yaa for 1000 posts

 

[seanf]

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All the good looking ladies were naked..
she was the only one I could find that was not ...



yaa for 1000 posts

I don't even want to know what search you ran that resulted in finding that picture. But I must say that if I had to picture the type of woman who would enjoy carnal relations with a marine animal, she'd look pretty much like that. Except maybe a bit fatter.

 

[ahw676]

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I don't even want to know what search you ran that resulted in finding that picture. But I must say that if I had to picture the type of woman who would enjoy carnal relations with a marine animal, she'd look pretty much like that. Except maybe a bit fatter.

I can't believe that you passed up a chance to make some crude mention of plushy sex. You're losing your edge, baby.

But seventh, you're right on par with your usual tentacle contributions. Good to know that there are a few things one can always count on.

 

[seanf]

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I don't even want to know what search you ran that resulted in finding that picture. But I must say that if I had to picture the type of woman who would enjoy carnal relations with a marine animal, she'd look pretty much like that. Except maybe a bit fatter.

I can't believe that you passed up a chance to make some crude mention of plushy sex. You're losing your edge, baby.

But seventh, you're right on par with your usual tentacle contributions. Good to know that there are a few things one can always count on.

AH, I could be wrong, but I don't think that's a plushie. I think that's a real live (well, dead) stuffed octopus. And, as God as my witness, I honestly don't know which is creepier.

 

[seventhexile]

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actually seanf from my internet searches - I've found most of the ladies partaking in odd tentacle sex to be quite beautiful. .. would make sense since their porn stars.

you have no idea... what the internet holds
I just happen to get very bored in class and have time to search its deep dark depth


example

 

[ahw676]

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AH, I could be wrong, but I don't think that's a plushie. I think that's a real live (well, dead) stuffed octopus. And, as God as my witness, I honestly don't know which is creepier.

Sigh. You can see the seams going up the tentacles. It's a plushy. I know, I know, says the avowed plushophile. You'll have to come up with something better.

...and @seventh: just when I thought you couldn't find any scarier pictures, I can always count on you to prove me wrong. Gack.

 

[seventhexile]

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no worries ahw,
I think its a stuffed animal.

hm.. we could get a few plushy/furry jokes going off that I guess.


Say whaa??

 

[seventhexile]

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PS.

if none of you have seen this before:

HAHAHA
poop dog

 

[exeekias]

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Ms. ahw, congratulations on 1k posts.
I'm thinking you'd better watch yourself in this thread.
Something might sneak up on you.

 

[ahw676]

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Ms. ahw, congratulations on 1k posts.
I'm thinking you'd better watch yourself in this thread.
Something might sneak up on you.

Oh, yes. I'd almost forgotten about Mr. Photoshop. In fact, you may be the overwhelming reason why it would be a bad idea for me to post pics of myself on this forum. I'm guessing that it wouldn't take you long to digitally remove the clothes and make seanf a very happy man.

 

[seventhexile]

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Ms. ahw, congratulations on 1k posts.
I'm thinking you'd better watch yourself in this thread.
Something might sneak up on you.

Oh, yes. I'd almost forgotten about Mr. Photoshop. In fact, you may be the overwhelming reason why it would be a bad idea for me to post pics of myself on this forum. I'm guessing that it wouldn't take you long to digitally remove the clothes and make seanf a very happy man.

Ahw .... do you have a penis ?
if not then I don't think seanf cares much


Also... that should be ur new pic !!!
Exeekias for the win !

 

[ahw676]

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Ahw .... do you have a penis ?
if not then I don't think seanf cares much

Not last I checked, but it's hard to see down there.

 

[seventhexile]

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Ahw .... do you have a penis ?
if not then I don't think seanf cares much

Not last I checked, but it's hard to see down there.

Hu.. I'd ask why..
but I'm just going to tell myself its because you have boobs..
and when you look down you can't really see past them.
Yes that is what i will tell myself

 

[ahw676]

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but I'm just going to tell myself its because you have boobs..
and when you look down you can't really see past them.
Yes that is what i will tell myself

You know what? Suggesting that my boobs would be of sufficient volume to eclipse anything would be one of the nicest (and unfortunately untrue) things I've heard today. So...thanks.