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A Brief Moment Of Happiness For The Wife!!!

Steelfish

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Since absolutely none of my "friends" on this forum wish to help me out by taking the wife off my hands I've been racking my brain on how it would be possible to create a brief moment of happiness.
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I have it!!!!........I'll purchase some jewellery from sead1999 (Supermirrors) for her.
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Dealing with sead was an absolute pleasure........PM's were instantly replied to and the whole transaction was very quick and easy........all I had to do was measure her dainty finger for the ring........

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........and the deal was done!

Aprx 6 days later the postie was standing on my doorstep with the wife's new prezzies.
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Being a big, mucho, he-man, butch truck driver I casually saunted up to the wife (clicking my fingers in pace with my steps) and said "Gotta prezzie for ya woman"........

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After she glared the package open with a mere glance we saw the jewellery was wonderfully packed with much bubble wrap and came in individual felt pouches........

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Success!!!!........My cunning plan for a brief moment of "wife happiness" was achieved!!!!
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The wife was delighted and I had my camera set to "continuous shoot" with a 0.5 second interval between shots so I could try to catch this momentary event of glee for all time........

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True to my photographic genius that everyone has come to adore........here are some pics of the jewellery........

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So if you too wish to have a happy wife
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(be it ever so brief if she's like mine) I can highly recomend sead1999 (Supermirrors) to achieve this effect.
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cybee

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Ya know SF I would be more than happy to help you out but I already own a wife. Unlike watches I really don't need two of them.

Btw the little lady's shirt looks real nice, so becoming and lady-like. :biglaugh:

It's great to see you both so happy again :lol:
 

Steelfish

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Lol, good job on pleasing the wife! :yoda:

Hehe........thanks mate.
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It's an endless job however and not often successful.
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Ya know SF I would be more than happy to help you out but I already own a wife. Unlike watches I really don't need two of them.

Btw the little lady's shirt looks real nice, so becoming and lady-like. :biglaugh:

It's great to see you both so happy again :lol:

Would you take her if I throw in the shirt?
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Happy???........Well yes I suppose we were........albeit for 0.5 seconds.
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BADWIN BING

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SF........never short of laughs. :lol:

I came across this gif and immediately thought of you:

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;)
 

RWIGWH

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I dun care what your wife says...You're a good man SF...Not that i'm implying I know on a personal level...Not that there's anything wrong with that...But it's not what I am trying...
Oh n/m...
 

Steelfish

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I dun care what your wife says...You're a good man SF...Not that i'm implying I know on a personal level...Not that there's anything wrong with that...But it's not what I am trying...
Oh n/m...

Thank you my friend.
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I'll be up in your neck of the woods soon........the beers are on me.
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RWIGWH

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BS! You come here you are my guest. Just give me a heads up...I mean when you're coming...I mean when we can watch football and beat someone up afterward...

Yeah, that's what I mean.
 

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Wife: For Sale or trade!

What's this about? Used Wife

My Location Conus

Accept deals from Worldwide

Accept payment Anything

Piece origin N/A possibly hell

Movement Not very often

Status Extremely used

Condition On a scale from 8 to 10, I would give her an 8. Not bad if you ask me.

Asking price I'll pay all postage and throw in a couple watches and some traveling food for her.

Description I really hate to let this one go guys, but I just think that I misjudged myself when I thought I would like this one. It just looks a bit to big for my taste. Some times the movement sticks or something and just seems to lay around on the couch. This wife looks like she has been beaten daily, I'm sorry I mean a daily beater, but believe me I rarely ever use this one at all anymore. She has normal desk dives as should be expected for a wife this old. I am sorry that I couldn't include pictures as my camera seems to be very shy when it comes to photographing her. I just don't have the lens for a really good shot. Everything seems to come out looking like a macro shot. When I get a wider lens I will be sure to post. Take my word for it guys she is definitely an 8! All trades considered!


 

Steelfish

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What's this about? Used Wife

My Location Conus

Accept deals from Worldwide

Accept payment Anything

Piece origin N/A possibly hell

Movement Not very often

Status Extremely used

Condition On a scale from 8 to 10, I would give her an 8. Not bad if you ask me.

Asking price I'll pay all postage and throw in a couple watches and some traveling food for her.

Description I really hate to let this one go guys, but I just think that I misjudged myself when I thought I would like this one. It just looks a bit to big for my taste. Some times the movement sticks or something and just seems to lay around on the couch. This wife looks like she has been beaten daily, I'm sorry I mean a daily beater, but believe me I rarely ever use this one at all anymore. She has normal desk dives as should be expected for a wife this old. I am sorry that I couldn't include pictures as my camera seems to be very shy when it comes to photographing her. I just don't have the lens for a really good shot. Everything seems to come out looking like a macro shot. When I get a wider lens I will be sure to post. Take my word for it guys she is definitely an 8! All trades considered!



Hehe........that's bloody awesome waddster.
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However........I have already tried a sales post........ http://forum.replica-watch.info/vb/showthread.php/for-sale-one-95383?t=95383 ........unfortunately to no avail.
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P4GTR

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Wow, THREE presents...

You must really adore her. ;)
 

rol_man

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Wow, how did I miss this thread... a real belly buster. :lol2:

You keep me in tears my friend!
 

P4GTR

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Here's a deal that you just can't refuse........I'll swap her with you for half a buckle.
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I don't know Martin. This sounds extremely dangerous. I'm pretty sure our wives have to be kept at least 100 miles apart to keep hell's gate from forming and enveloping Earth.

At least thats what the owners manual says.

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