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Review of Amazon Noob V9 Submariner

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im not going to lock this thread , but face it guys , if no one responds , it will die on its own, plus im waiting to see the pic of his
movement as im really curious .
Tagged of course

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im not going to lock this thread , but face it guys , if no one responds , it will die on its own, plus im waiting to see the pic of his
movement as im really curious .

I went to my Jeweler and his shop is closed till the 9th for inventory, so he couldn't open up the case back and give me a peek at the movement. I have ordered a Rolex case back tool and that is supposed to arrive on the 8th. I would have tried the other suggested methods of opening the watch up, but I have been taking it in the pool with me, and I don't think a rubber ball or duct tape is going to be able to screw the case back in tight enough to keep it WR.
 

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I went to my Jeweler and his shop is closed till the 9th for inventory, so he couldn't open up the case back and give me a peek at the movement. I have ordered a Rolex case back tool and that is supposed to arrive on the 8th. I would have tried the other suggested methods of opening the watch up, but I have been taking it in the pool with me, and I don't think a rubber ball or duct tape is going to be able to screw the case back in tight enough to keep it WR.

You would be surprised !

ive been able to tighten a PAM case back tighter with a ball of Rodico than i could get it with the correct case opener , but , your watch , your call , if you dont feel comfortable doing it , dont do it !

Besides we can wait ....
 

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I went to my Jeweler and his shop is closed till the 9th for inventory, so he couldn't open up the case back and give me a peek at the movement. I have ordered a Rolex case back tool and that is supposed to arrive on the 8th. I would have tried the other suggested methods of opening the watch up, but I have been taking it in the pool with me, and I don't think a rubber ball or duct tape is going to be able to screw the case back in tight enough to keep it WR.
But you have all those gens that would serve as pool watches until the 9th So grab that duct tape and open it up. Post those pics with a handwritten tagged photo. On the 9th you could head on down to the watchmaker and have him seal that case back right on up and back to the pool you go. Problem solved

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You are in the corner now soldier boy. You are running out of wiggle room. What yah gonna do, what yah gonna do when they come for you ? ..............pssssst.......clunk.
 

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Of course not, not into the Global Freezing, Warming or now the new and improved Socialist scam, "Climate Change" either. Climate has always been changing, it's caused by the glowing orb in the sky called our Sun. Solar Activity, or lack thereof is the real cause of 95% of Climate change!

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You are in the corner now soldier boy. You are running out of wiggle room. What yah gonna do, what yah gonna do when they come for you ? ..............pssssst.......clunk.

Lots of them have came for me, in fact I was the most Prolific Robbery Decoy in the History of the Chicago Police Dept. Was robbed over 500 times, so they came for me, and went to prison, about 800 of them.

Meanwhile I'm in my pool.with a drink in my hand every day!
 

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Tall tales and visions of grandeur. You are probably out of breath after you have inflated your pool. Just keep that garden hose next to you in case you spring out a leak.... Good day Mr. Bond !
 

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It's well within the realm of possibility that he does have a Gen ETA inside isn't it? We know BP stick these in, we believe his watch is a BP.... isn't it likely? Or are we working on the basis that because Jack Wu is obviously a bit of a scammer, he's in fact a total scammer and may have stuck in, I don't know, a small hamster and wheel?
 
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It's well within the realm of possibility that he does have a Gen ETA inside isn't it? We know BP stick these in, we believe his watch is a BP.... isn't it likely? Or are we working on the basis that because Jack Wu is obviously a bit of a scammer, he's in fact a total scammer and may have stuck in, I don't know, a small hamster and wheel?

It is within the realm of possibility. But this guy went ahead and posted a misleading 5 * review on Amazon anyway, and was proud about it, so anything he comes back with is questionable at best.
 
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Tall tales and visions of grandeur. You are probably out of breath after you have inflated your pool. Just keep that garden hose next to you in case you spring out a leak.... Good day Mr. Bond !

I can prove every claim I make Jerk Off, now who are you?

I'm profiled in the book "What Cops Know" by Connie Fletcher Ventana Press 1990
 
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It is within the realm of possibility. But this guy went ahead and posted a misleading 5 * review on Amazon anyway, and was proud about it, so anything he comes back with is questionable at best.

To me it is a five, don't like my review, go pound salt!
 

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Last night, as I was going to bed, 'Chasing Cars' by Snow Patrol somehow got into my head. And then for some reason, the lyrics changed from:

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

To:

My name is Jack Wuuuu
I'll sell a watch toooo youuuuu
It won't be a Noob sub, it'll probably
be a BPeeeeee.


I don't suppose you could video yourself singing it could you soldier? And then stick it on YouTube? It would be comedy gold if you could. Especially if you film it in your pool whilst burning $50 notes.
 
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Last night, as I was going to bed, 'Chasing Cars' by Snow Patrol somehow got into my head. And then for some reason, the lyrics changed from:

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

To:

My name is Jack Wuuuu
I'll sell a watch toooo youuuuu
It won't be a Noob sub, it'll probably
be a BPeeeeee.


I don't suppose you could video yourself singing it could you soldier? And then stick it on YouTube? It would be comedy gold if you could. Especially if you film it in your pool whilst burning $50 notes.

What's the matter Snarky? Jealous that I have actually lived an exciting life, have REAL luxury watches, live in a gated community, across the street from our golf course with a Pool in the back yard And i could give give 5 shitts if I paid a couple of Hundred more for a FAKE watch then I should have....hmmmm?

Also Snarky, I retired at 53 years of age, 19 years ago and haven't worked a day since then, that one must really pucker your sphincter, right Snarky?
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Lol! If you could also ensure the golf club is in the video, that would be tremendous.
 
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So the guy lied to you and sent something both different and inferior too what you asked for, which you could have got much cheaper somewhere else, and thats a 5?

Ok.

Inferior, in whose mind, watch is all that I hoped for, no matter what counterfeit operation made it, and what really pisses you guys off is I actually made the bullet proof sale of it on Amazon, and not through your touted TDs, an I right?
 

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This guy reminds me of Forrest Gump.

Next thing we know he will have a story where he was in the room with Obama when he learned that BIn Laden had been killed and the ex president asked him for the time. He looked at his Monta with it's far superior quality to Rolex and said 17:32 Mr President

I stand by my "holier than thou" statement from before
Your anything you can do I can do better attitude has about run its course here at RWI

And still with the name calling?




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Inferior, in whose mind, watch is all that I hoped for, no matter what counterfeit operation made it, and what really pisses you guys off is I actually made the bullet proof sale of it on Amazon, and not through your touted TDs, an I right?

Not pissed off at all. You thought you were getting something else and you're to proud to admit you were scammed.

As for 'in whose mind' - that you and your pal couldn't see any difference between a gen and a BP, while both are in your hand, speaks volumes - on many different levels.
 

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no, what pisses everybody off is that you keep sugar coating a turd, and refuse to admit that you were actually duped, cause you clearly were, lol.