Yep, this boy is backed up from balls to brains. Lemme give you a bit of advice, son:
1. I grew up in a Southern Baptist/Catholic home. I was getting my finger wet at 13 and getting laid at 15. That is to say there's hope for you yet! Just use protection, FFS.
2. You seem like an intelligent young man, but right now you're definitely educated beyond your intelligence. I don't know what schools you've attended, but you need to learn about manners and decorum. If you already learned, then start using them more often. You're not in a locker room with your friends. And God knows if my Dad or late Mom ever heard the word cunt come out of my mouth, or words on a screen, it would be my ass. I'm sure if you are allowed a second chance here - and that's a big if - somebody's gonna have your mom on speed dial no doubt.
3. I went to public school, which means that it's really interesting when I count to 21. Nobody cares about education here. That and $300 might get you a decent Sub here...maybe. What we do care about is knowledge, decorum, and the sharing of information, no matter what the subject. Contribute where you can, learn when you need to, and give back often. That's what we care about here. The only math we care about here is if a watch is priced where we can afford it.
4. Just like in the real world, there are rules here for a reason. That reason is because long before you were ever a member here, whilst you were still trying to figure out the difference between Goldfish and Teddy Grahams, there were people who were just as smart as you trying to pull the wool over our eyes. Even the original owner of this forum screwed the community over for a lot of money. Ronald Reagan said, "Trust but verify." I'm supposed to be a trusted member of this board, so I've heard. I've been here 12 years, and I had to have a $1500 watch I just sold verified. Did I bitch and complain? No. Why? Because I know the rules here.
5. Take some of the money you're getting from Rep sales, or wherever you're getting it from to buy Reps, and go get a decent phone!
It looks like you have a bright future ahead of you. Perhaps on this forum here as well. That remains to be seen, but many, many great members here are giving you some good pearls of wisdom here. So here's my two cents:
Take your lumps here, maybe even handwrite "I will not call respected members and staff names like cunts and stuff" a thousand times, and perhaps write a 1000 word essay posted here on how to be a productive member of a community, and a 5 paragraph heartfelt apology to
occb2 posted here as well and maybe, just maybe, I might go to bat for you for reinstatement. OK, perhaps not the whole writing things down 1000 times, but you get it.
Yes, I'm serious. No, I'm not kidding. Get started. You got until 1800 Pacific Time Sunday.
