Good eye, I did have a previous account here with a grand total of 2 posts, from 2011. Nothing sinister happened, simply the screen name is tied into my IRL identity and to be honest I would prefer to segregate my activities here.
I will gladly submit to whatever mod challenge I need to to have the other account nuked (still retain control over it, in fact I was browsing under it this afternoon before deciding to resub).
Not the best of starts, hopefully you'll forgive my faux-pas, who should I contact to get this sorted out?