>> DO NOT mention me on Reddit <<

[RepPossessed]

 

[Raddave]

HI !

 

[willthewristmaster99]

“Hey can you get me this watch “

Wow, I havent seen one of those in 6/7 years, they’re not made anymore

“ aww that sucks, I’ve asked every dealer and they all said the same”

The factory getting 15 emails from dealers for the same watch they haven’t made in years:

They need to bring back ALS Datograph. Wish I had a time machine

 

[RepPossessed]

Now I could have just sent him a QC and took his money..

But us dealers are completely tired of these Reddit users and they’re 20x zoom..

Anyone asking specifically for a QC will just be told where to go.

Yes his first watch “had slight faults” but it did cost £100

 

[Got20Mate]

Now I could have just sent him a QC and took his money..

But us dealers are completely tired of these Reddit users and they’re 20x zoom..

Anyone asking specifically for a QC will just be told where to go.

Yes his first watch “had slight faults” but it did cost £100

Well that's just awkward

 

[DiggerOfWatches]

Seriously, hats off to putting up with all the bullshit

 

[RepPossessed]

Todays nugget...

Andy: Can I get the thickness of the Omega please

Me: Sure, Its 13mm

Andy: Do you have an exact thickness

Me: Yeah its 13.7 to be exact

Andy: That's 14mm then basically. That's a little thicker than I would like, was hoping for 13 exactly, it might be a bit bulky

Me: Its basically 13.7, gen is 13.5..

Andy: Thanks anyway il pass

Me:

 

[Got20Mate]

Todays nugget...

Andy: Can I get the thickness of the Omega please

Me: Sure, Its 13mm

Andy: Do you have an exact thickness

Me: Yeah its 13.7 to be exact

Andy: That's 14mm then basically. That's a little thicker than I would like, was hoping for 13 exactly, it might be a bit bulky

Me: Its basically 13.7, gen is 13.5..

Andy: Thanks anyway il pass

Me:

I feel a book coming along, because I know you're getting this kind of nonsense all the time. Absolutely crazy

 

[KruisingKhaos95]

Todays nugget...

Andy: Can I get the thickness of the Omega please

Me: Sure, Its 13mm

Andy: Do you have an exact thickness

Me: Yeah its 13.7 to be exact

Andy: That's 14mm then basically. That's a little thicker than I would like, was hoping for 13 exactly, it might be a bit bulky

Me: Its basically 13.7, gen is 13.5..

Andy: Thanks anyway il pass

Me:

.2mm makes a big difference, just ask my missus

 

[Got20Mate]

.2mm makes a big difference, just ask my missus

 

[CF_Stan]

I almost sprayed a mouthful of water all over my monitor screen reading this. Reminds me of dumb user IT support stories.
To be fair to the guy he may have only owned Ulysse Nardin Freaks and thought this £100 rep would be the same

 

[RepPossessed]

“Hey, the winder is missing some blue!?”

 

[C Master]

“Hey, the winder is missing some blue!?”

 

[DJ16013]

“Hey, the winder is missing some blue!?”

Is he stoopid? That's a perfectly replicated Carter Cabochon

 

[MaximillianGT]

I feel a book coming along, because I know you're getting this kind of nonsense all the time. Absolutely crazy

There is already a book a watchmaker talks about shits his client and staff of ADs would do. I wish I can see a TD version, or a Reddiot version.

 

[TESLA760]

This confirms the stupidity of the average person. No knowledge, no common sense and no desire to learn. Being recommended on Reddit is worse than having your phone number written on a bathroom wall.

 

[RepPossessed]

You guys have no idea how many times I’ve had to explain the basics of how an automatic watch works after someone has said “my watch stopped”

 

[asusundevils1971]

@TESLA760 since you brought up stupidity and Reddit together I thought it would only be proper to show the average IQ of a Reddit user.

I really am getting some good use out of this gif when referring to Reddit users.

 

[fatarms]

“Hey, the winder is missing some blue!?”

No fuckin way.... Holy shit

 

[fatarms]

This confirms the stupidity of the average person. No knowledge, no common sense and no desire to learn. Being recommended on Reddit is worse than having your phone number written on a bathroom wall.

I dunno man... I'm straight, but $20 is $20.