"You're the reason God created the middle finger!"

[Robertst108]

"You're the reason God created the middle finger!"

What are some of your favorite sarcastic insults?

 

[asusundevils1971]

 

[ward1991]

Personally, anything @philipc has ever said.
Rest his soul.

Also the classic about "falling from the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down".

 

[Robertst108]

Personally, anything @philipc has ever said.
Rest his soul.

Also the classic about "falling from the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down".

I’d give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one

 

[Slugger]

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.​

 

[philsterdude]

Rob, I'm kind of liking these posts. I can't tell if you're trolling me or legit engaging in the forum. I like that. Well done sir.

 

[fatarms]

"You look like you chase parked cars."

 

[Robertst108]

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.​

It’s because of people like you shampoo has instructions

 

[Slugger]

Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.​

 

[Robertst108]

Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.​

You have all your life to be an idiot, why not take a day off?

 

[R2L]

Said to an aspiring musician: "You have van Gogh's ear for music!"

 

[Robertst108]

Said to an aspiring musician: "You have van Gogh's ear for music!"

If I wanted to hear an a**hole, I’d fart

 

[pollyprissypants]

you're a few sandwiches short of a picnic

 

[Robertst108]

you're a few sandwiches short of a picnic

You bring so much joy to the world, when you leave the room

 

[xray7]

Wisdom is definitely in pursuit of the lad, but he is always too quick.

You’re like a broken needle, forever missing the point.

Not dissimilar to a drug trafficker who has sold out of the product, you are profoundly lacking in substance.

 

[EarlOfBacon]

Boca cerrada no entren las moscas ...

 

[rolex4me]

You have a face that only your own mother could love

 

[rolex4me]

You're a waste of cum

 

[rolex4me]

jesus is dead,
einstein is dead,
but this person is allowed to live