Hey, if I could take one of those sweet diamond encrusted PAMs with me to prison, I'd be totally cool with that. I could break off one diamond for each of my, uh, special friends. That way, I'd ensure some measure of protection that certain portions of my anatomy would continue to remain strictly exit only.
Looking at the bitchin' PAM, I think I've come up with a new motto: There is nothing in life that cannot be improved by a little diamond encrusting.