WHO'S IN CHARGE??
All the organs of the body were
having a meeting, trying to decide
who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain,
"Because I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen.
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,
" Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body
to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible
for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed
at the rectum
And insulted him,
so in a huff,
he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible head ache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge
All the organs of the body were
having a meeting, trying to decide
who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain,
"Because I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen.
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,
" Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body
to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible
for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed
at the rectum
And insulted him,
so in a huff,
he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible head ache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge