What Thanksgiving meal is complete without ducks? I'm thinking under the kids table, but my daughter is insisting on under my mother-in-laws seat... What to do?
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Where should I hide the fart machine?
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mydnytrydr
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....won't need no newfangled fart machine at my house... just a few cans of Lysol!:wideeyed::unsure2::huh:
We don't leave anything to chance at our house. And besides, it's awesome when you can victimize someone at the table and pin the farts on them all night. 
I don't understand why you need a fart machine. I mean, I can do just fine without one. Like right now. I just let a loud 70db one in the public library. And before that, I was in line and about to pay for my Starbucks latte, and I let out a stinky slow whiner fart, you know, the ones that end in a slightly higher pitch as you force out the last bits of methane fart gas from the rectal cavity.
who needs a machine? I am going to fart again, like right now...
who needs a machine? I am going to fart again, like right now...
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mydnytrydr
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....I'm watching football with my four brothers, and I swear you'd think you were at the Zoo in the elephant section....the air has a bluish hue to it, and we're not smoking cigars... Sounds like a zoo, smells like an f'n refinery.. :wideeyed: :unsure2: :err: