We each have our own god or gods and i presume he/she would wear a gen. But presuming donations are down and luxuries are down amongst the deities, what timepiece would jesus wear (or the god of your choice)?:thinking:
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what would jesus wear?
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God (He isn't "my" God, He is just God) wouldn't wear any watch because, as He created and has total control over time, he probably already knows what time it is.
Perhaps, a mini-sundial?
OR it seems he relied a lot on his disciples to handle the money and go make arrangements for a donkey ride or an evening meal so perhaps he would also delegate the choice of a watch?
But my personal belief would be that he would wear a rep Rolex sub rep because he would know the correct answer to the age old questions: "Who has the best Sub?"
OR it seems he relied a lot on his disciples to handle the money and go make arrangements for a donkey ride or an evening meal so perhaps he would also delegate the choice of a watch?
But my personal belief would be that he would wear a rep Rolex sub rep because he would know the correct answer to the age old questions: "Who has the best Sub?"
No doubt this is going to get moved...
With that said, there is no way, even if he wore a rep (which would become a gen just by Him wearing it), would he get owned in a jewelry store.
With that said, there is no way, even if he wore a rep (which would become a gen just by Him wearing it), would he get owned in a jewelry store.
This is probably going to get me in trouble... and I really mean no offense to anyone, but it reminds me of the old Carlin bit...
"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!"
That being said. Jesus wouldn't wear a watch, he seems like the type of guy that just goes with the flow without regard to time, turning water into wine when he hits up a party, and just enjoying life.
"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!"
That being said. Jesus wouldn't wear a watch, he seems like the type of guy that just goes with the flow without regard to time, turning water into wine when he hits up a party, and just enjoying life.
poseidon ...Seamaster, early vintage? because it would need to be waterproof it would either be a gen or a good rep modded by SMIDSY
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Considering the capabilities of The Almighty, I don't think he'd be concerned with a timepiece .. ....
The most important thing about this thread, and the item missed by many conservative Christians, is that Christians are NOT at all like Muslims. Christians can make jokes about Jesus without being put under a death sentence by Christian ministers or so called "holy men" of the faith. How different than Islam! There is a very serious point here and a very serious difference in the two faiths. Jesus does not try to kill someone who disrespects him; but Satan sure does.
If muhammed would wear a panerai, and jesus an old timex (twistoflex band), what would satan wear?
And swear that it's a gen Fossil.
(Rep Fossil. We're probably the only rep forum who knows about those. I saw a rep Orient Worldtimer today.)
(Rep Fossil. We're probably the only rep forum who knows about those. I saw a rep Orient Worldtimer today.)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcdl753QS94"]YouTube - Would Jesus Wear A Rolex? - Ray Stevens[/ame]
... the pope wears a Gen Junghans...
http://www.bild.de/BILD/politik/201...60C533145332&gclid=CPC_xqm656UCFRYv3wodC3H60w
http://www.bild.de/BILD/politik/201...60C533145332&gclid=CPC_xqm656UCFRYv3wodC3H60w