Ways in which I've thrown out my back
Sleeping.
Grocery shopping.
Coughing.
Playing frisbee with Chuck Norris.
Wrestling lemurs.
Running from C.H.U.Ds
Walking briskly from zombies.
Thinking I was solving Fermat's last theorem when what I was actually doing was drinking a chocolate shake.
Pistols at dawn, in the newly fallen snow, with then vice president Aaron Burr.
Digging through the DVD outlet bin at Target in a futile attempt to complete my first season collection of Jim Henson's Muppet Babies.
Sleeping.
Grocery shopping.
Coughing.
Playing frisbee with Chuck Norris.
Wrestling lemurs.
Running from C.H.U.Ds
Walking briskly from zombies.
Thinking I was solving Fermat's last theorem when what I was actually doing was drinking a chocolate shake.
Pistols at dawn, in the newly fallen snow, with then vice president Aaron Burr.
Digging through the DVD outlet bin at Target in a futile attempt to complete my first season collection of Jim Henson's Muppet Babies.