A man working at local butcher shop went to see the doctor. The doctor asked him what was wrong and the man said, "Doctor I keep wanting to put my dick in the bacon slicer."
The doctor said, "We can't have that, take these tablets and see if they take away the urge. Come back and see me next week and tell me how they are working."
The man thanked the doctor and came back the following week. The doctor asked him if he still had the urge.
The man said, "Yes doctor the tablets did not help at all. I just couldn't resist, I put my dick in the bacon slicer."
The doctor said, "Oh my God. How is your dick?"
The man replied, "My dick is fine but the bacon slicer isn't, she got fired."
The doctor said, "We can't have that, take these tablets and see if they take away the urge. Come back and see me next week and tell me how they are working."
The man thanked the doctor and came back the following week. The doctor asked him if he still had the urge.
The man said, "Yes doctor the tablets did not help at all. I just couldn't resist, I put my dick in the bacon slicer."
The doctor said, "Oh my God. How is your dick?"
The man replied, "My dick is fine but the bacon slicer isn't, she got fired."
