After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out that her husband used a dildo on her the entire time.
Angry, she stormed into the living room whilst he was watching TV with the kids and said, "Explain the dildo you bastard".
The husband calmly turned to her and said, "Explain the kids bitch..."
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A woman taking golf lessons just started on her 1st round but was stung by a bee!
She raced to the clubhouse and her golf pro asked why she was back so early.
She told him of the sting.
"Where did it sting you?"
She said, "Between the 1st & 2nd hole."
He nodded and said, "Then your feet are too far apart."
Angry, she stormed into the living room whilst he was watching TV with the kids and said, "Explain the dildo you bastard".
The husband calmly turned to her and said, "Explain the kids bitch..."
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A woman taking golf lessons just started on her 1st round but was stung by a bee!
She raced to the clubhouse and her golf pro asked why she was back so early.
She told him of the sting.
"Where did it sting you?"
She said, "Between the 1st & 2nd hole."
He nodded and said, "Then your feet are too far apart."
