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A poetry contest is taking place in England. There are many participants from all over the world, TV is there and it is also being broadcasted over Satellite and Radio. The two finalist are a priest and a shepherd.
In their last challenge they have to create a poem in 5 minutes that will talk about Timbuktu.
They both start to write… 5 minutes pass. The coordinator tells the priest to start reading his poem: “Please father start readingâ€, and so he does:
“I’ve been a father all my life. I have no children, have no wife.
I read the Bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu.â€
The audience cheers the priest for his excellent poem.
The coordinator then tells the shepherd to read his poem and so he does:
“When Tim and I to London went, we found some hookers cheap to rent.
They were three, and we were two. So I booked one and Tim booked two.â€
In their last challenge they have to create a poem in 5 minutes that will talk about Timbuktu.
They both start to write… 5 minutes pass. The coordinator tells the priest to start reading his poem: “Please father start readingâ€, and so he does:
“I’ve been a father all my life. I have no children, have no wife.
I read the Bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu.â€
The audience cheers the priest for his excellent poem.
The coordinator then tells the shepherd to read his poem and so he does:
“When Tim and I to London went, we found some hookers cheap to rent.
They were three, and we were two. So I booked one and Tim booked two.â€