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Dr.Verylong

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A poetry contest is taking place in England. There are many participants from all over the world, TV is there and it is also being broadcasted over Satellite and Radio. The two finalist are a priest and a shepherd.

In their last challenge they have to create a poem in 5 minutes that will talk about Timbuktu.

They both start to write… 5 minutes pass. The coordinator tells the priest to start reading his poem: “Please father start readingâ€, and so he does:

“I’ve been a father all my life. I have no children, have no wife.
I read the Bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu.â€


The audience cheers the priest for his excellent poem.

The coordinator then tells the shepherd to read his poem and so he does:

“When Tim and I to London went, we found some hookers cheap to rent.
They were three, and we were two. So I booked one and Tim booked two.â€
 

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"Me and Tim a hunting went, met three girls in a pin-up tent,
They was three and we was two,
So I bucked one and Tim bucked two"
 

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I've been to Timbuktu, it is't the asshole of the world, it's right next door tho.


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I've been to Timbuktu, it is't the asshole of the world, it's right next door tho.


Col.

I've always wanted to go to Cahoots. I've never been there but I hear you can't go by yourself; you have to be in Cahoots with someone else.
I HAVE been in Sane; tiny little place with no airport. Can't fly there, you have to be driven.

-paraphrased from XM radio last night
 

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LOL, I was serious tho, I have actually been to Timbuktu.



Col.
 

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Until recently I thought Timbuktu was fictitious like Atlantis but, then again, geography has never been my strong point.
 

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Until recently I thought Timbuktu was fictitious like Atlantis but, then again, geography has never been my strong point.

Whadda ya mean, fictitious? It's in Georgia (US state) - I've been there lots 'o times.

Oh, wait... That's Atlanta. My bad. ;)



-- via TapaTalk on my iPhone 4
 

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Seriously Col? I'll take your word on the asshole of the world part. I don't think I'll be setting foot on that continent any time soon!
 

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LOL. And just FYI Atlantis is a township near my favourite place in South Africa, Melkbosstrand.