There were three young boys walking down Main Street, minding their own business, looking in the windows at the shops they passed on their way.
Suddenly they came to three cars parked at the side of the road.
There was a Ferrari, a Porsche, and a really expensive Mercedes.
All three boys stopped, and stunned they looked at all the beautiful cars.
Then the first boy gasped: When I grow up, I´m gonna be a doctor... And then I´ll buy one of those! (Pointing at the Mercedes.)
The second boy replied: When I grow up... Then... I´m, gonna be a lawyer... And then I´ll buy one of those! (Pointing at the Ferrari.)
The third boy looked at the other two, spit out his gum, put his hands in his pockets and said: When I grow up I´m gonna suck c*ck!
The other two boys both went: WHAT?! What were you gonna do?!?!?!
The third boy replied, once more: I´m gonna suck c*ck, ´cause that´s what my mom does, and it´s her cars...
(-Sorry ´bout the title, as I was going to write something completely different and then forgot to change the topic!) :facepalm:
Suddenly they came to three cars parked at the side of the road.
There was a Ferrari, a Porsche, and a really expensive Mercedes.
All three boys stopped, and stunned they looked at all the beautiful cars.
Then the first boy gasped: When I grow up, I´m gonna be a doctor... And then I´ll buy one of those! (Pointing at the Mercedes.)
The second boy replied: When I grow up... Then... I´m, gonna be a lawyer... And then I´ll buy one of those! (Pointing at the Ferrari.)
The third boy looked at the other two, spit out his gum, put his hands in his pockets and said: When I grow up I´m gonna suck c*ck!
The other two boys both went: WHAT?! What were you gonna do?!?!?!
The third boy replied, once more: I´m gonna suck c*ck, ´cause that´s what my mom does, and it´s her cars...
(-Sorry ´bout the title, as I was going to write something completely different and then forgot to change the topic!) :facepalm:
