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The Weirdest Dream I Have Ever Had

txrob779

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I was asleep and dreaming.

Then I was awakened startled....

I was abducted by aliens and injected with the dreams of hobo's.
Then I was riding on a trains caboose, naked and spread eagle covered in molassas...and trying to catch the winds of change with my dinguss.
 

ThinkBachs

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Weirdo. :)

I had a dream the other night that I was holding my wife's head into my groin, and awoke to find my hand resting on the back of one of my Pomeranian's who was laying beside me....

True story.
 

brlover

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I was dreaming of eating chocolate pudding and woke up with a spoon in my butt....





not a true story :D
 

mike 8

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I was asleep and dreaming.

Then I was awakened startled....

I was abducted by aliens and injected with the dreams of hobo's.
Then I was riding on a trains caboose, naked and spread eagle covered in molassas...and trying to catch the winds of change with my dinguss.

That hapenns to me all the time....

I had a dream that I was lying in bed and could not fall asleep. I tossed and turned all night..When I woke up, I was exhausted. Like I never slept
 

Phil G

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Stevenage, Hertfortshire, England
I was asleep and dreaming.

Then I was awakened startled....

I was abducted by aliens and injected with the dreams of hobo's.
Then I was riding on a trains caboose, naked and spread eagle covered in molassas...and trying to catch the winds of change with my dinguss.

Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me

Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been holding on to it
And I sure will like a hit

[chorus]

Roll another one
Just like the other one
That one's burned to the end
Come on and be a real friend


:maty:


Good luck, Phil


 

JellyJoe

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Once I was dreaming of being awake. When I woke up I realized about being asleep >.>
 

revhrd

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Train entering a tunnel...falling, falling...cigars...sleeping with my Mother...

Oh, just my psych text and Freud.

Whew.

could be worse...

hoarding :snort: cause freud said it's for research and being in the anal stage perpetually hoarding
 

frigpig

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Most of mine end up like this.....

wet-dream.jpg
 

If you see Kay

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I had a dream I was trying to get the last bits of ketchup from the bottle. I finally did but somehow it didn't end up tasting like ketchup.