I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a
large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?)... (here's
your sign)...
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up
in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the
food and that is why I ended up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been
sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the checkout guy was going to die on the spot.
large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?)... (here's
your sign)...
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up
in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the
food and that is why I ended up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been
sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the checkout guy was going to die on the spot.