A small man sits sadly in the pub, a beer in front of him.
A big, hunky man sits down next to him, gives him a knock on the back and drinks his beer. The small man starts to cry.
The hunk says: "You whiner. Only babies cry when someone else drinks their beer."
The little one says "Well, listen: This morning my wife left me, emptied my bank accounts and my house. Shortly after that I lost my job and I did not want to live any longer.
I laid down on the railroad tracks ... train got delayed!
Wanted to hang myself ... rope ripped!
Wanted to shoot me ... revolver jammed!
And now I buy a beer with my last money, put poison in it and then you come and drink it away"
(I hope it translated well enough)
A big, hunky man sits down next to him, gives him a knock on the back and drinks his beer. The small man starts to cry.
The hunk says: "You whiner. Only babies cry when someone else drinks their beer."
The little one says "Well, listen: This morning my wife left me, emptied my bank accounts and my house. Shortly after that I lost my job and I did not want to live any longer.
I laid down on the railroad tracks ... train got delayed!
Wanted to hang myself ... rope ripped!
Wanted to shoot me ... revolver jammed!
And now I buy a beer with my last money, put poison in it and then you come and drink it away"
(I hope it translated well enough)
