Priest and a Sailor Playing Golf

[battman2487]

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and in typical sailor fashion said, "F**k, I missed".
Surprised, the priest replied, "Please don’t use that kind of language."
The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath he said, "God dammit, I f**k’n missed again."
The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you."
The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help hlep himself and lit upa blue streak, "Oh f**k… &@#$*"
The priest said, "That’s it god will most certainly punish you."
Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F**K, I can't believe I missed".

 

[Anubis]

HA HA HA HA

It probably didn't miss at all......maybe that pedophile had it coming.....lest you doubt God's aim....it being perfect....makes no mistakes right?

 

[RqThrottle]

......maybe that pedophile had it coming.....

Seek help.

 

[Anubis]

I am the help.

Seek help.

 

[jb]

HA HA HA HA

It probably didn't miss at all......maybe that pedophile had it coming.....lest you doubt God's aim....it being perfect....makes no mistakes right?

I really didn't want to laugh, but it was funny.

 

[Novesh]

that's what happens when zeus gets drunk...hahaha

 

[Anubis]

that's another can of worms....

Props go to battman for originally posting this hilarious joke....albeit unintentionally hilarious to me, for aforementioned reasons.

 

[themick]

thanks for the laugh. i needed it :lol:

 

[battman2487]

I threw this one out there just for you Anubis. You expressed concern over my use of "Gosh and Darns" on one of my jokes so I got a more colorful one to make up for it.