Philosophical Discussion

[Phil G]

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple of nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child.

“On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

 

[Luthier]

Too much beer...

 

[Bonesey]

lol

 

[ahboy]

lol

 

[Ölprinz]

lol

+1 :rofl:

 

[sub4me]

I usually smoke after mowing her lawn, LOL.:hehehe:

Ok while to understand your reasoning (I would never askto be kicked in the nuts again), kids are a lifelong pain in the F'ing ass. I have a daughter and I know these things.

 

[Mendota]

Baby boy #3 is on the way here at my house. If men were to shoulder the responsibility of childbirth, our species would have been extinct ages ago! :rofl:

 

[smokiedabong]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdFdmE9A84"]A Man Experiencing Childbirth - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Raybancubman]

What are nuts?


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[d4m.test]

You, indeed, are very DEEP, Phil. When I drink, I get silly; when I "smoke" I get visions; somehow, I'm missing something here. Just what beer are you drinking?

dave

 

[If you see Kay]

have you seen the Nutcracker?

 

[If you see Kay]

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[Jaybo]

Getting your nuts savaged is a quick sudden pain. Makes you want to throw up and hurts like hell, but the pain lessens over the course if minutes, if memory serves me correct (mind you, the last time to be full blown railed in my man sack was at the ripe ole age of 13).

Child birth, on the other hand, is a prolonged pain that lasts for hours sometimes. And, if you have a shit stack for a kid then the pain lasts indefinitely. So, alas, childbirth is more painful than nut damage.

 

[Mendota]

^ Not necessarily. I worked with a guy once who played baseball in high school and was a catcher. He took a shot to the nuts where it bounced off the ground and then directly up. It hit him square underneath and pounded both simultaneously, just like when Daniel Craig was strapped to that chair with the hole in the seat during "Casino Royale."

Anyway, he was vomiting and in serious pain and they iced his sack. The swelling didn't start until a few hours later and he ended up with a sack the size of a grapefruit.

The human body produces chemicals during the delivery of the placenta that cause the mother to forget the childbirth process. This is why they call you every name in the book during delivery, but then want another one weeks later. Too bad we don't produce those chemicals so we forget the blow to the nutsack.

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