Okay, here is some setup to tie all this story tellin shit together and hopefull you fellas can 'feel' how unstable this really is.
1996-xmas, I tear my right rotator cuff falling through my attic getting xmas decorations down and opt NOT to have surgery. I was playing guitar and touring every 90days with a band....and cutting meat as a butcher for a chain grocery store.
2012- One of my wifes dawgs, Pepper Wepper is 11 months old. The newest Rocking K Ranch dawg. Mixed Ozzy Sheperd and Lab. About 40lbs
She is re-named, Pepper Capone, like Al Capone....cause she has a BIG ASS scar over and under her right eye. Where she was out in the yard chasing her older sister Sammi Bonita, a Catahula Leopard Cow Dawg....full speed and WHAM. It sounded like I took a 2" oak fire log and pounded the trailer hitch of my truck, which parked next to my 32 foot RV (Caravan) out i front of the house. The stupid dawg ran headfirst into the hitch and knocked the ever loving shit out of her face and hence, 'Scarface' or
"Pepper Capone...
Today- January 9th, 1340 -6GMT
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*Okay,,its rained here in North Texas 2 days straight about*4 or 5".
Our 2 big ranch dawgs, who usually roam or stay out back in the chain linked fenced in dawg run are inside the house. To keep muddy paw messes a to minimun. *One *dawg is a solid, smart, NO RUN dawg and one is retarted, Pepper Capone. *I was in my PJs and house shoes, out front with Capone, on a 21' leash to go pee. *One of my no run off, "inside the house" dawgs is out front too, to pee and poo. When all the sudden I get the urge*to piss...(ya following me here?)
So I dig my junk all out, Capone is sitting calm next to me, I got a good steady flow happening , feels GOOD too..ahhhhhhh all relaxed and shit, *then*WHAM...WHAMMMMMMMM.......I am yanked to the ground, the WET, MUDDY GROUND by my right arm,*which has Capones leash wrapped around my wrist. I have mud, piss all over me. I am dazed and confused for so long its not true :ZoSo: a scraped knee, scraped hands, dingus all hangin out and shit.
icard2:
*The FAWKIN RETARD DAWG*bolted after my other friggin INSIDE dawg (40lb dawg) and took me to THE HILLS buddy*can you friggin believe THAT stupid friggin SHIT wtf????????
So now I have to re-arrainge my kids doctor appt.
I am sick, been sick for a few days, flu, cold, scarlet fever, something like that. Now I may have to road trip it into town for a visit to the hospital and see if my shoulder and elbow is as fawked as it feels like....
This just SUX * lol
1996-xmas, I tear my right rotator cuff falling through my attic getting xmas decorations down and opt NOT to have surgery. I was playing guitar and touring every 90days with a band....and cutting meat as a butcher for a chain grocery store.
2012- One of my wifes dawgs, Pepper Wepper is 11 months old. The newest Rocking K Ranch dawg. Mixed Ozzy Sheperd and Lab. About 40lbs
She is re-named, Pepper Capone, like Al Capone....cause she has a BIG ASS scar over and under her right eye. Where she was out in the yard chasing her older sister Sammi Bonita, a Catahula Leopard Cow Dawg....full speed and WHAM. It sounded like I took a 2" oak fire log and pounded the trailer hitch of my truck, which parked next to my 32 foot RV (Caravan) out i front of the house. The stupid dawg ran headfirst into the hitch and knocked the ever loving shit out of her face and hence, 'Scarface' or
"Pepper Capone...
Today- January 9th, 1340 -6GMT
* *
*Okay,,its rained here in North Texas 2 days straight about*4 or 5".
Our 2 big ranch dawgs, who usually roam or stay out back in the chain linked fenced in dawg run are inside the house. To keep muddy paw messes a to minimun. *One *dawg is a solid, smart, NO RUN dawg and one is retarted, Pepper Capone. *I was in my PJs and house shoes, out front with Capone, on a 21' leash to go pee. *One of my no run off, "inside the house" dawgs is out front too, to pee and poo. When all the sudden I get the urge*to piss...(ya following me here?)
So I dig my junk all out, Capone is sitting calm next to me, I got a good steady flow happening , feels GOOD too..ahhhhhhh all relaxed and shit, *then*WHAM...WHAMMMMMMMM.......I am yanked to the ground, the WET, MUDDY GROUND by my right arm,*which has Capones leash wrapped around my wrist. I have mud, piss all over me. I am dazed and confused for so long its not true :ZoSo: a scraped knee, scraped hands, dingus all hangin out and shit.
icard2:*The FAWKIN RETARD DAWG*bolted after my other friggin INSIDE dawg (40lb dawg) and took me to THE HILLS buddy*can you friggin believe THAT stupid friggin SHIT wtf????????
So now I have to re-arrainge my kids doctor appt.
I am sick, been sick for a few days, flu, cold, scarlet fever, something like that. Now I may have to road trip it into town for a visit to the hospital and see if my shoulder and elbow is as fawked as it feels like....
This just SUX * lol
