A nerdy, skinny accountant was caught embezzling funds. After a protracted trial, he was ultimately convicted, and since, in the opinion of the court he had shown no remorse, he was given the maximum sentence.
Upon his arrival at prison, he was in-processed, given a change of clothing, and escorted to his cell. The smirking guards told him he was in store for a treat: His roommate was known to be very "protective" of his cell-mate.
They arrived at the cell, and the door was pulled open. The accountant stepped through, and the cell door slammed shut with an enormous crash. The accountant nervously peered into the dimly lit cell, clutching his clothing to his chest. As he slowly shuffled inot the gloom, he began to discern the outline of a giant sitting on the lower bunk.
The guy was HUGE! Maybe having the protection of such a large and obviously dangerous man could work to his advantage. The accountant timidly stammered out a greeting, to which his cell-mate slowly nodded his head. The accountant started to speak again, with a dry, parched throat, when the giant spoke. "Don't worry little man. I got your back while you're here. You and me, we're together in this place. That means we have a relationship. Now...in our "relationship", do you want to be the husband, or do you want to be the wife?"
Wide eyed, the accountant stammered, "Uh...I guess I'll be the husband?"
To which his cell-mate replied, "That's cool. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick."
:MousePanic:
Upon his arrival at prison, he was in-processed, given a change of clothing, and escorted to his cell. The smirking guards told him he was in store for a treat: His roommate was known to be very "protective" of his cell-mate.
They arrived at the cell, and the door was pulled open. The accountant stepped through, and the cell door slammed shut with an enormous crash. The accountant nervously peered into the dimly lit cell, clutching his clothing to his chest. As he slowly shuffled inot the gloom, he began to discern the outline of a giant sitting on the lower bunk.
The guy was HUGE! Maybe having the protection of such a large and obviously dangerous man could work to his advantage. The accountant timidly stammered out a greeting, to which his cell-mate slowly nodded his head. The accountant started to speak again, with a dry, parched throat, when the giant spoke. "Don't worry little man. I got your back while you're here. You and me, we're together in this place. That means we have a relationship. Now...in our "relationship", do you want to be the husband, or do you want to be the wife?"
Wide eyed, the accountant stammered, "Uh...I guess I'll be the husband?"
To which his cell-mate replied, "That's cool. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick."
:MousePanic:
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