Two friends are at a pub, drinking, and having a great time, until one of them has finally had too much, and pukes all over his shirt.
He says to his friend "What am I going to do? If I go home like this, my wife is going to be pissed"
His buddy tells him "What you do is, put $20 in your shirt pocket, and when she asks you about it, tell her someone threw up on you, and gave you that to pay for the drycleaning"
He agrees this is a great idea, and has another drink before heading home.
When he gets there, his wife is waiting, and confronts him about the vomit on his shirt. He pulls out the money and explains that someone else threw up on him, and gave him $20 for the cleaning.
"But there's $40 here." She says.
"Ah" he says, "He also shat in my pants".
:lol1:
not my joke from reddit
He says to his friend "What am I going to do? If I go home like this, my wife is going to be pissed"
His buddy tells him "What you do is, put $20 in your shirt pocket, and when she asks you about it, tell her someone threw up on you, and gave you that to pay for the drycleaning"
He agrees this is a great idea, and has another drink before heading home.
When he gets there, his wife is waiting, and confronts him about the vomit on his shirt. He pulls out the money and explains that someone else threw up on him, and gave him $20 for the cleaning.
"But there's $40 here." She says.
"Ah" he says, "He also shat in my pants".
:lol1:
not my joke from reddit
