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NEW ROUND ROBIN......DO WANT TO TRY IT?

mikebrooke

Getting To Know The Place
30/3/06
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At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your Friends


INSTRUCTIONS.
Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back at you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One bloke for example who sent a letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.
Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
P.S. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.
P.P.S. - This chain letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure they may soon undertake.
 

CRK

Active Member
9/10/06
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Yeah, that's all great untill the 28th day when all the packages you have recieved up untill that day release the red sea of death upon you.

And I quote,

SHE will execute false judgments upon thee, and will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, and you will know SHE is the keeper and the giver of the righteous punany when SHE lays HER vengeance upon thee.
 

higgy

Respected Member
Advisor
17/3/06
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But do the women arrive wearing cool watches????????? :shock: :D :D :D :D

Higgy 8)
 

seank

I'm Pretty Popular
20/3/06
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I won't even send this link to my Wife. I'll spare myself the misery and her making up her own chain letter. Its was pretty funny though.




Sean K