Mixed Emotions...

[jesseharmon81]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of " mixed emotions ". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis."

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[levelmanroger]

I wish I had a dime for every time I heard that from my 1st wife...

 

[trksh-bzr]

I'll remember this one!

 

[Epimetheus]

I wish I had a dime for every time I heard that from my 1st wife...

The story or the fact? :thinking:

 

[co-axial]

I'll remember this one!

Yep, good "shorty".

 

[BADWIN BING]

Lol.....reminds me of the time my wife was helping me set up a computer.

For a password I typed in MYPENIS. Wife fell off the chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH. :blushed:

 

[QinetiQ]

Lol.....reminds me of the time my wife was helping me set up a computer.

For a password I typed in MYPENIS. Wife fell off the chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH. :blushed:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh man, that just made my day :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: