1. * Cheese *
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. * Mushroom *
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.
3. * Shoulder *
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But she didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me, she wonders where I am!
5. * Herpes *
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then she got herpes.
6. * July *
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!
7. * Rectum *
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!
8. * Chicken *
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But she said chicken go herself.
9. * Wheelchair *
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair
10. * Chicken * * wing *
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. * Harassment *
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me " .
12. * Bishop *
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.
13. * Body wash *
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.
14. * Budweiser *
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. * Mushroom *
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.
3. * Shoulder *
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But she didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me, she wonders where I am!
5. * Herpes *
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then she got herpes.
6. * July *
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!
7. * Rectum *
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!
8. * Chicken *
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But she said chicken go herself.
9. * Wheelchair *
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair
10. * Chicken * * wing *
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. * Harassment *
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me " .
12. * Bishop *
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.
13. * Body wash *
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.
14. * Budweiser *
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?
