MEN'S DEFINITION OF FOREPLAY

[d4m.test]

Ok guys...I was inspired to start this thread from an earlier thread that involved me in a much more
serious discussion, but this was an offshoot of that post and brought a smile to my face...

So guys...who has the funniest definition of foreplay?

1. "Brace yourself darlin.." (submitted by Emmzy)

 

[Anubis]

Assume the position

:twisted:

 

[Sylar]

Ready, set, go.

 

[bme]

Get your laughing gear around this.....a very London expression!

 

[watchace]

spread 'em and wet 'em.......

 

[caravaggio]

ll

 

[Retep]

Australian foreplay: "You awake?"

 

[w2ge]

Jewish Foreplay: 45 minutes of Begging

P.S. Don't get pissed, I'm jewish... so there

 

[subseeker]

"MOST" MEN'S DEFINITION OF FOREPLAY

--> "What is foreplay?"

 

[supermanx]

Open up and say ahhh (the wife can back that up )

 

[Yggdrasil]

Foreplay for Richard Gere

 

[themick]

the gerbil does not turn me on. was it supposed to? :shock:

 

[Yggdrasil]

the gerbil does not turn me on. was it supposed to? :shock:

I hope not :lol:

 

[Yggdrasil]

Anglo-Saxon foreplay: "Whats that??"

Black foreplay: "Wake up, bitch!"

Mexican foreplay: "Quiet, Bitch I got a knife."


Don't get mad at me either........ I am Anglo-Saxon, Black and Mexican. So there?

Also French, German, part beagle and crazy

its best just to ignore me!!!

 

[Novesh]

Anglo-Saxon foreplay: "Whats that??"

Black foreplay: "Wake up, bitch!"

Mexican foreplay: "Quiet, Bitch I got a knife."


Don't get mad at me either........ I am Anglo-Saxon, Black and Mexican. So there?

Also French, German, part beagle and crazy

its best just to ignore me!!!

haahhahhahahha