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Married men...

rud19

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davylloyd

I'm Pretty Popular
22/2/10
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The definition of a married man?

It's a single man with the nerve taken out.
 

sharrkey

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14/6/08
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"I once was strong, now I'm just weak" married 10 years


Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk S???R?I?????
 

trksh-bzr

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25/9/09
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I get laid as often as I want, by a nice lady, that also gave birth to my kids. not bad IMO.

we men are winers. I know I have to suck up sometimes, but then, she never comes home and falls over in the hall, and undresses all the way from the door to the bed, and then lays down snorring and lauging while talking in her sleep.

nice cartoon that is that one lol
 

Wiz

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9/8/09
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I get laid as often as I want, by a nice lady, that also gave birth to my kids. not bad IMO.

we men are winers. I know I have to suck up sometimes, but then, she never comes home and falls over in the hall, and undresses all the way from the door to the bed, and then lays down snorring and lauging while talking in her sleep.

nice cartoon that is that one lol

+1 :)
 

rud19

Active Member
26/5/12
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I get laid as often as I want, by a nice lady, that also gave birth to my kids. not bad IMO.

we men are winers. I know I have to suck up sometimes, but then, she never comes home and falls over in the hall, and undresses all the way from the door to the bed, and then lays down snorring and lauging while talking in her sleep.

nice cartoon that is that one lol

So true mate.

I'm growing bald, took 7-8kg, mostly aroung the belly...but my wife still cares for me...

Wait, wait ,wait, You get laid as often as you want??? No headache? No "Not Today"? No "You love me just for sex"??? Wow, you are one lucky man!
 

Phil G

Respected Member
29/9/10
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Stevenage, Hertfortshire, England
So true mate.

I'm growing bald, took 7-8kg, mostly aroung the belly...but my wife still cares for me...

Wait, wait ,wait, You get laid as often as you want??? No headache? No "Not Today"? No "You love me just for sex"??? Wow, you are one lucky man!




You made me think, if women are so smart and can multi-task, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?

:facepalm:
 

TESLA760

Time is Money $$
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Why did God give women yeast infections ? So they know what it's like to live with an irritating **** !