Love is in the air!!!!

[WackoBirdKeeper]

Ah, love is in the air.........?

HERE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE...


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.



I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.



I love your smile, your face , and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!




My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?




My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."




What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

[Klink]

'Money is in the mail, I am in the process of getting a divorce, and I promise not to **** in your....'

standard stuffs...

now, what about that hottie,\\

the thai babysitter... wowersers!

 

[themick]

very good! thanks for the laugh wacko :lol:

 

[Klink]

is not my fault...

for yu know

she cme 'from the land of smiles'

and thanfully..

she still comes form....

lol

is wifey happy, klinki happy

and a goos use of

'foreign exchange!



so, at end of day or in between....

klinki happy 2

 

[sgv]

Some of my own:

I stopped and bought you two Slurpees...
To say I'm sorry for giving you herpes.

Our love was fresh and new, way back when...
But your bitching and nagging made me turn to men.

Your body, your hair, and the lips on your face...
Are the reason why I puked all over the place.

I made you chocolate covered strawberries for a light snack...
Hopefully they will reduce that hump on your back.

I love the brand of perfume you spray...
To keep those pesky flies away.

I told you our hearts were a perfect match...
Only so I could drop my load in your snatch.

You make me feel like God and so much more...
Based on the fact that Jesus married a whore.

Ten years ago, upon the wedding alter we sat...
Ten years ago, you weren't ugly and fat.

On your birthday, darling, I bought you a fur coat...
Because fucking you, is like fucking a goat.

sv

 

[Klink]

goats like

reproduce..

strawberry on neck or no