Little Johhny

[jesserott]

The teacher asked the class to use the

word fascinate.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My

family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was

fascinating"

The teacher said, "That was good, but I

wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My

family went to see Rock City
and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good

Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The

teacher hesitated because she had been

burned by Little Johnny before. She

finally decided there was no way he

could damage the word "fascinate", so

she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater

with ten buttons, but her tits are so

big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[eLiNK]

that was a good one :lol:

 

[Dutchy]

These little johnny ones are awesome :lol:

 

[Happy T]

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor as he put the first worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

 

[Dutchy]

Hahahahaha :lol:

 

[takashi]

:?: It's very funny... Drink the whisky and you've got no worms!