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List of Words Trksh-bzr and Jafo cannot use!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by R2D4, Oct 7, 2010.

  1. R2D4

    R2D4 ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯp∀ Staff Member      

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    To be updated as frequently as he bends them into some sort of sexual submission or innuendo.

    Look out for Jafo too, he's a sneaky one that mutha!

    1. Beaver. ( That should be obvious. ) :)
    2. Sausage is allowed but not with stick or buns in the same sentence.
    3. Sticky is allowed but not with buns or sausage. Thanks Tommy boy. :)
    4. Whack.. Well, can you imagine when he combines this with #2? Don't answer that please, it's rhetorical.
    5. Geoduck. I can just see it.
    6. Rape. I mean that's a given.
    7. Dipper. He managed to use Dipper and Geoduck in the same sentence. :facepalm:
    8. BinTang. Or any derivative of "Tang" cannot be used. Exceptions, beer talk.
    08/14/2014 EDIT**
    9. Fanny
    10. Whore
    11. Panda with the word whore or Lederhoses... (There's another)
    12. Lederhose(s)
    13. Mouth and Penis in one sentence.. That's you Jafo..
    14. Phrases "Sack of Fruit" and "stick half of it" in the same sentence is prohibited.
    15. "Watch my Flange" as suggested from Phil.
    16. "Big red jerk", "jerking your old (or new) rod" "Bigmouth" with used with any word on this list.
    17. "Red Plums" "Plums" "Plums in your bum" Or any facsimile or any other phallic reference there of.
    18. "Tackle Box, Gear Box and Moist" used the same sentence.
    10/23/2015 Edit
     
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  2. tommy_boy

    tommy_boy Athletic Supporter    

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    Oooh. Maybe this should be a sticky?
     
  3. trksh-bzr

    trksh-bzr MOD SQUAD MEMBER<br />& <span style="color:red">PR Staff Member    

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    thanks for cleari n g that R2!! can we agree on some other term for a creature that spends a lot of time on chewing on trunks or poles???

    EDIT: the expression could also go towards the fact that they love to whack their big tail against stuff
     
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  4. R2D4

    R2D4 ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯp∀ Staff Member      

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    Update to #4
     
  5. JC7

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    Frobber. lol
     
  6. Dr.Verylong

    Dr.Verylong Not Online Staff Member    

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    Don't take his frobber away from him. That would cause trounle!
     
  7. trailboss99

    trailboss99 Head Honcho - Trainee Cat Herder Staff Member      

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    If trk dares to take the nomenclature of a vital piece of repompishing equipment in vain I'm taking his dipper key away from him and having Raoul close his account at Splooge & Sons. I think trk has more respect for the noble art than that however.


    Col.
     
  8. tommy_boy

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    I am concerned that he might misuse "squeegee".

    One can only hope he shows proper restraint.
     
  9. R2D4

    R2D4 ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯp∀ Staff Member      

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    And these concerns are valid my friend. Only Turk can find a way to send the word squeegee down the drain. Awe crap, I just lead him into that one. I need to remember, with Turk, less is more. :lol:
     
  10. R2D4

    R2D4 ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯp∀ Staff Member      

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    Geoduck added.
     
  11. trksh-bzr

    trksh-bzr MOD SQUAD MEMBER<br />& <span style="color:red">PR Staff Member    

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    I like the effort to keep the forum clean and decent!! it's like keeping a watch.....the most important things are knowing the purpose of the hands, lubrication and the actual movement
     
  12. deloreandmc

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  13. ThinkBachs

    ThinkBachs Do Not Sell To Or Buy From Me!!! No sale  

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    "pregnant beagle" :spank:
     
  14. R2D4

    R2D4 ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯp∀ Staff Member      

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    Added Bintang or derivatives. :lol:
     
  15. Q5?

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    Update please!
     
  16. daytona4me

    daytona4me Cat Herder - Administrator Staff Member    

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    I must say I felt a little uneasy when I seen these quotes from Turk,

    "why don't you super size me, jeff"

    "I am a very patient man"

    "panda lederhosen"

    ... I'm just sayin! A little creepy!
     
  17. jeffw69

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    :biglaugh:
     
  18. trksh-bzr

    trksh-bzr MOD SQUAD MEMBER<br />& <span style="color:red">PR Staff Member    

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    hey hey hey! -you can't quote me for things said in the admin (AKA : professional replica watch post whoring grand slam) section.

    ps, can I say whore and grand slam in same sentence?
     
  19. MrZoSo

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    The same avatar is slightly confusing, but funny at the same time...Hmmz
     
  20. Q5?

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    I should probably change mine. Since he was using it first. :(
     
  21. tommy_boy

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    I don't think he should use "whore" at all.


    And if he uses "whore" and "panda" in the same sentence, well, that's just wrong, IMHO.

    Come to think of it, he should probably not be allowed to use the term "baby harp seal."

    He might turn "seal" into something naughty.
     
  22. ilovetrains

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    I think you all are going about this all wrong. the challenge should be to come up with words that he cannot turn into anything inappropriate or sexual.

    Start with Easter bunny.
     
  23. trksh-bzr

    trksh-bzr MOD SQUAD MEMBER<br />& <span style="color:red">PR Staff Member    

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    yeah, or lady fanny of omaha. both impossible to work with :rofl:
     
  24. tommy_boy

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    Oh, I don't underestimate him.

    Nor his audience.



    :lol:
     
  25. R2D4

    R2D4 ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯp∀ Staff Member      

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    Updating this today.. you never know when he'll show up with his wit. ;)
     
  26. R2D4

    R2D4 ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯp∀ Staff Member      

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    Added Jafo to the list. The 2 are similar.. He and Trk...

    Always watching you Jafo! Always...
     
  27. JAFO

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    I told you you were gonna love my live webcam!! But enough with the odd requests, ok? I got a sack full of fruit here and I still have no idea where you want me to stick half of it...
     
  28. txrob779

    txrob779 The Noob Messiah  

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    This is a resurrected old ass thread....
     
  29. Phil G

    Phil G Finder of the best bits of the internetz - TB99      

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    "Watch my flange".................Don't dare go there. :-)
     
  30. R2D4

    R2D4 ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯp∀ Staff Member      

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    Don't flatter yourself dip shiet, I won't be watching your webcam. "Sack of Fruit" and "stick half of it" are added to the list as is "Watch my Flange" as suggested from Phil.