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Justin Bieber joke

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My girlfriend told me this joke today and I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 effin minutes.


A mother gets home from work and hears a girl in her son's room screaming "Baby, baby, baby ooooooooooooooooh". She runs all freaked out up the stairs and storms in her son's room to find him having sex with a girl. She wipes the sweat off her forehead and replied in great relief "Oh thank God son, for a second there I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber"
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:


That's probably the dumbest joke ever but I laughed so hard
 
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Who's Justin Bieber?

Ahhh... I just love being out of touch... :whistle:
 
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rooster133 said:
Who's Justin Bieber?

Ahhh... I just love being out of touch... :whistle:
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Believe me mate, you're better off not knowing. But if you REALLY want to know as deloreandmc. He's got posters of him all over his room. A real groupie :D
 
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trksh-bzr said:
why would the mom care if he was shagging the girl???
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She didn't. Read the joke man! She thought he was listening to Justin Beiber that's why she ran scared up the stairs :facepalm:
 
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you know you are dying to see his new movie!
 
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:picard2: you guys suck!
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No. The girl did. ;)

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This situation might be taking place maybe some 15-20 years in the future:


It´s little Carl´s first day at school, and the school teacher asks every kid what their father works as.

There´s firemen, barbers, shop attendants, gas station workers, salesmen, some that work in a factory, and so on.

Everything is fine until the teacher asks little Carl what his father works as:
Little Carl looks around, blushes a little and looks embarrassed and finally says: Hrrm... My father... He works in a gay bar, dancing naked in front of other men and gets money stuffed down his leather underwear...

The teacher takes a long look at Carl, and passes on to the next kid.
After the class is dismissed the teacher stops Carl before he goes out the door and asks him if this story about his father really is true?

Little Carl breaks down in tears and admits to have made it all up: Well, says Carl, I did lie... My father is a singer and an actor and his name is Justin Bieber, but I was to ashamed of him to tell the truth...
 
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An actor in his Super Bowl commercial--I swear I am not making this up--referred to Justin Beeber as looking like a girl.

Strangely enough, Ozzie was understandable, too.
 
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