A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he
was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He
went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it
above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?" he yelled with surprising
forcefulness.
No one answered.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HORSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE
BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE
TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He
saddled-up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before
you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." :shock:
Higgy 8)
Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he
was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He
went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it
above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?" he yelled with surprising
forcefulness.
No one answered.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HORSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE
BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE
TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He
saddled-up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before
you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." :shock:
Higgy 8)