Just a quick one for ya!

[redbeard]

What have Kate Middleton and Osama Bin Laden both got in common?

Last Sunday they both got their back doors smashed in and shot in the face by a guy in the armed forces!!!

 

[Bonesey]

At first I was all like

icard:

Then it was more like

icard2:

 

[Wiz]

Gross, but good! :lol:

 

[Dr.Verylong]

At first I was all like

icard:

Then it was more like

icard2:

+1

 

[BADWIN BING]

Kate's wedding shoes were too tight. Once in the bedroom Wills helped them off.

The family heard grunting, straining and a scream and Wills say, "That was tight".

The Queen said, "I told you she was a virgin."

Then they heard Wills say, "Now for the other one". There was more grunting and straining, "My God, that was even tighter".

The Duke said, "That's my boy, once a sailor, always a sailor".

 

[wiscrna]

:spit:

 

[frigpig]

I ain't touching this one with a 10 foot pole!

 

[VB_Spike]

I ain't touching this one with a 10 foot pole!

*zip* 10 foot pole is put away, now back to the jokes...

 

[Phil G]

Kate's wedding shoes were too tight. Once in the bedroom Wills helped them off.

The family heard grunting, straining and a scream and Wills say, "That was tight".

The Queen said, "I told you she was a virgin."

Then they heard Wills say, "Now for the other one". There was more grunting and straining, "My God, that was even tighter".

The Duke said, "That's my boy, once a sailor, always a sailor".

Brilliant........................:biglaugh:


Good luck, Phil

 

[redbeard]

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarassed and to spare her young son's innocence the mother turns around and says,"Do'nt worry,that was an insect."To which her son replies,"I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock that size."

 

[G30]

:lol1:... Keep em' comin' boys (no pun intended), you're on a roll... :lol1:

 

[Phil G]

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarassed and to spare her young son's innocence the mother turns around and says,"Do'nt worry,that was an insect."To which her son replies,"I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock that size."

:biglaugh:

 

[redbeard]

Wales....The only country in the world where you can get a delicious hotpot,a nice sweater and a decent shag ....All from the same animal!

 

[redbeard]

Police at Heathrow have arrested a man today with a pork joint stuck up his back passage.They believe he is a member of the terrorist group ham-ass!