Joke I heard today

[ChocagoBears]

What does a woman and floor tile have in common?

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the rest of your life. :lol: :lol:

 

[rah]

Best of luck with that. Might sound good in theory but guarantee it won't work that way.

 

[d4m.test]

Why would you want to walk all over them?

 

[efnstefn]

What does a woman and floor tile have in common?

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the rest of your life. :lol: :lol:

Believe it or not, my mother-in-law bought us a set of bath towels with different saucy sayings and one was very close to this joke. It reads: "Men are like a lenolium floor. Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life."

 

[Sylar]

What does a woman and floor tile have in common?

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the rest of your life. :lol: :lol:

Let me enlighten you that when men get married, Women will always walk all over men regardsless of who lays who right.....as long as the milkman is not involved.

 

[Anubis]

.....as long as the milkman is not involved.

So she wont have to rely on that rancid Pakistani for her orgasms....
to quote Monty Python that is.

 

[Novesh]

you guys are so tainted by marriage.

I'm happily single and can say without any hesitation that I've seen this first hand, not every girl, but a large majority will let you get away with murder if they get what they want.

 

[Sylar]

you guys are so tainted by marriage.

I'm happily single and can say without any hesitation that I've seen this first hand, not every girl, but a large majority will let you get away with murder if they get what they want.

I sleep with my watches so I am happy.